What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
59 – I hurt myself sleeping.
How would a planet burn out? o_0
They can see the colour but they can’t see the eye.
They didn’t even get it off the ground!
Cardboard boxes are the greatest toy ever invented.
If you don’t believe me, ask any cat.
“We called the morgue, and they don’t want him either.”
No, I don’t like the taste of playdough.
Someone ate half my crayons.
Technically, if the socks are covered in mayonnaise, they couldn’t be considered clean anyway. Redundancy alert, redundancy alert!
He had to poop.
59 – I hurt myself sleeping.