Oh, if it’s a troll response he’s looking for… I’ll just point out that it’s possible to get through the whole plotline in a single afternoon {with time off for tea and crumpets and pained groans at the puns) by reading The Harvard Lampoon’s epic masterwork “Bored Of The Rings”. No, you cannot have my tattered copy… upon my death it will be passed along to one of my nephews as a treasured relic of a bygone age.
He says a lot of things.