Fan of all Washinton area sports teams. Soon to be moving to the beach in N.C.
P1, Umm, Marty, I believe it was you that let “those kids get away with this” with your racist remarks.
P2, Okay, gracias, ya happy now?
Marty in P3, “What the hell does that mean and when di Gil start talking Puerto Rican?”
P1, “Plus Marty has to watch online reruns of I Love Lucy and The Bill Dana Show and does at least one girls game a season.”
P2, I guess Marty will have to buy the ad time the Mexican restaurant might have bought until they heard about his broadcasts.
P3, Looks like two more weeks of winter before baseball practice starts. In Thorp time, that means mid-July.
P1, Who’s Karina? I thought it was Katrina who was always making waves.
P2, And he has to broadcast the girl’s games and have Pirate Boy as his on-air partner.
P3, You have a tough decision to make. Get your job back under the conditions the kids have made for you or go back to the bar. Either way, drinking is sure to be involved.
PP seems to be perpetually pissed.
Pulling out doesn’t work as a birth control method either.
If the food is still as bad as it was when I was in school it might serve a dual purpose.
P1, But if they bring him back, they’ll lose all the ones who were glad to see him go.
P2, Yeah, they should be picketing the gun stores like the cool kids are doing.
P3, And here is where Marty now has to broadcast the girl’s games, too. And he has to donate his salary from those games to one of the Puerto Rico relief funds. Baseball practice starts Monday.
Is the woman in P1 or P2 Mimi?
P1, Your passion for Puerto Rico is as real as rice and beans and plantains.
P2, You’re right, Coach! F’em, I found a way out, let them do the same.
P3, It’s only concerned with getting that Mexican restaurant account. By the way, now that Pedro has been deported, how would you feel about having Jorge as our new poolboy?
P1, Shouldn’t Marty be the one feeling guilty, Gil?
P2, What’s ridiculous are these Toucan Sam noses we’re sporting.
P3, Are a beeotch!