Recent Comments

1. almost 7 years ago on Frank and Ernest

   What do you do if you cut off your big toe with a lawnmower? You call a toe truck!

2. almost 8 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   This may be what Hillary Clinton will have before the election is over in November.

3. about 8 years ago on Pluggers

   A friend of mine got tired of waiting for a doctor to arrive in at his office one morning (his appt. was @ 9 A.M.) and after about an hour he informed the receptionist that he had other things to do besides wait and that he was leaving and if the Dr. needed him that he knew how to contact him, and he left.

4. about 8 years ago on Mutt & Jeff

   Jeff was creating a big stink!

5. about 8 years ago on Off the Mark

   They will throw it up and see if it sticks.

6. about 8 years ago on Wizard of Id

   I wonder if it’s guaranteed to work on politicians or your money back?

7. about 8 years ago on Non Sequitur

   They must have been invented by a bone doctor!

8. about 8 years ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   So, A chameleon’s tongue accelerates at 264 times the force of gravity? A safe guess would be that that would only apply to the females!

9. about 8 years ago on Non Sequitur

   At one time our city had a mayor (only one term!) who said “God put it there and when he’s ready he’ll take it away”

10. about 8 years ago on Off the Mark

    That only works until they try it once too many times with their “owner’s”!