Not to mention that the “moving in the dead of night” thing was done by the Baltimore Colts when they moved to Indianapolis.
Methinks Keith Knight has been watching Stephen King’s It way too many times. Besides, Elvis impersonators are way creepier, which is why I stay away from Lake George NY when they have their Elvis Festival.
Odds are given this season it’ll be pumpkin spice flavored kale.
I hope Alex Jones takes a look at this and throws a hissy fit. The dolt deserves it.
Pumpkin spice is the new bacon.
Not to mention every crybaby quarterback the Jets have had since Joe Namath retired.
Usually when an injured player is sidelined that long, it is a very good sign that player is about to become trade bait.
Will Evans also kill off Mimsie the MTM Kitten while he’s at it as well?
Frankly the Red Sox should be banned from winning the AL East if they finish in first place, give the title to the Yankees and the BoSox have to settle for a wild card. That would be an appropriate punishment.