“Only a white man would cut 2 inches off the top of blanket, sew it to the bottom of the blanket, and say the blanket was longer.” ~ Chief Whitefeather
Captain Kiddo, our little explorers are experiencing a propulsion anomaly in the playsector! The quantum-flux puller, a.k.a. the parent-engagement matrix, is emitting positronic giggles at warp factor crayon-nine! The flux capacitors, also known as the snack-time dilithium crystals, are generating hyper-gravitational pull towards the intergalactic playground quadrant.
Commander Teddybear, engage the hyper-vroom boosters and activate the bubble-shield deflectors to safeguard against potential teddy-bear nebula turbulence. Ensign Dolly, recalibrate the gravitational magentatron to ensure optimal naptime trajectories for the plushie passengers.
Science Officer Sippy Cup, initiate the juice-box harmonics to maintain optimal hydration levels for the crew. And remember, we’re on a mission to boldly go where no little red wagon has gone before – to the outer reaches of the backyard cosmos! Energize the tricycle thrusters, and may the force of imagination be with us!
Grady of Practical Engineering, has a great series of YT videos on it. www•youtube•com/watch?v=UpHOkHxpTvQ&list=PLTZM4MrZKfW8jvCLy9K0UzZb2C6yxU3p8&pp=iAQB
“Only a white man would cut 2 inches off the top of blanket, sew it to the bottom of the blanket, and say the blanket was longer.” ~ Chief Whitefeather