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Pearls Before Swine

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Sep 12, 2017
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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider 4 months ago

    Pig, just don’t get baptized if you want to dance under a stick for eternity.

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    Adiraiju  4 months ago

    How low can you go?…

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    Sherlock Watson  4 months ago

    Let us conclude today’s services by rising and singing “Limbo Rock.”

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    cdgar  4 months ago

    I favor the third possibility, oblivion.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    In Latter-day Saint theology, it’s the spirit world… where Rat would misinterpret that as drinking saké, vodka, and other alcoholic beverages for eternity.

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    Horst Hrubbisch  4 months ago

    Limbo lower now. How low can you g…wait a minute! Isn’t hell the maximum low?

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    fivestring65  4 months ago

    Purgatory

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    Richard Perrotti GC Insider 4 months ago

    Every limbo boy and girl… all around the limbo world…

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    The best eternity ever? Not for the majority that died when they were old.

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    Arianne  4 months ago

    Well, unless that Pole is Roman Polanski…

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    AKHenderson GC Insider 4 months ago

    I wonder how many chiropractors would agree with Pig’s theology.

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  4 months ago

    Pig and Goat seem poles apart!!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  4 months ago

    Well limbo is better than Limbaugh!!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Whether you turn into ash, or your body decomposes, the only possibility is that you will still be a part of the cosmos. One way or the other. The cosmic elements we’re made of will simply continue to exist in some other form.

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    Darsan54 GC Insider 4 months ago

    I’ve heard of worse.

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    F-Flash  4 months ago

    I have the first album called “Limbo”, but I need to go to iTunes and purchase “Eternal Limbo”, the extended version?

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    Silly Season  4 months ago

    I don’t want to go to Heaven, I’d miss all my friends!

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    chris_o42  4 months ago

    First law of Thermodynamics.

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    samhuff  4 months ago

    Heaven is hotter than Hell.

    http://paulbourke.net/fun/heaven/

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    There’s always reincarnation.

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    AZPhinFan  4 months ago

    If he looked at what the scriptures actually say, he would realize that there is something else….the opportunity to be brought back to life as the same human being you were, with the prospect of growing to perfection and living forever in a peaceful earth. When you consider the Bible record of all those that were resurrected, [other than Jesus] all were brought back to life as humans, not “spirits”

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    Diss-fohn-yah  4 months ago

    “Limbo Rock” is actually a pretty catchy tune but I think it would get old after a couple of plays.

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    Andrew Sleeth GC Insider 4 months ago

    It is the best, Pig, at least with the right people doing the dancing.

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    chris_weaver  4 months ago

    The afterlife that’s hardest on your knees.

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    Thehag  4 months ago

    Ha ha wondered why he didn’t use purgatory. Looked up the difference between Limbo and Purgatory. So glad I don’t believe in all that stuff so much of it is insanely cruel and unforgiving.

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    exciteme  4 months ago

    eternal limbo music. sounds like hell to me.

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    Ceeg22 GC Insider 4 months ago

    Other possibilities are Purgatory and Nothing

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    AtariDragon  4 months ago

    This was a missed opportunity for a Rush Limbo pun.

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    Packratjohn GC Insider 4 months ago

    I can’t resist passing this on to you all, though late in the day – - –

    Seems there really are extraterrestrials out there. Sure enough, they paid us a visit, too! As it happens, their scout ship landed in the backyard of a Baptist preacher. The preacher runs out and embraces the ETs, welcoming them to Earth. Luckily they speak English, having watched our TV for years.

    Preacher says, “I’m so happy you’re here, brothers! Tell me, do you know Jesus Christ?”

    Alien says, “Know him? He’s our best friend, and he comes to visit us often!”

    “Often?”

    “Yes, once a month at least.”

    “Why, that’s incredible!” says the preacher, “We’ve been waiting 2000 years for a return visit!!”

    Alien thinks about it and says, “Well, maybe he doesn’t care for your chocolate.”

    “Chocolate? What do you mean?”

    “Well, preacher, every time he visits, we give him our best chocolates. Why? What do you do for him?”

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    Ethan Lac  4 months ago

    How do people know and where’s the proof

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    I’m in no Rush to get to Limbo.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    just for you, Pig, why not?

    As for me, I think I’ll have a ham sandwich….

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