Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2023

SOME adults have standards…

“Cramming for finals.” Well, I have been eating more vegetables and salads lately…

At least they took the handcuffs off.

That’s why gnomes hang out in your garden. They’re spying on you.

This is hardly surprising since she models herself after Congress and Cable Media – except for the last minute good cramming of course.

Is there a connection to the GLF (Gnome Liberation Front) here?

and I still believe Bill Cosby learned the “white man rules” when he found himself in a hit tv show, “I Spy”. He was wrong.

Fortunately, “Naughty List Explosions” is a short list.

“The Incident " , the gift that keeps on giving ! , Happy Christmas to all !

Google: Has Trump been naughty or nice

So bogus. Everyone knows, Santa uses spreadsheets.

Cramming for finals – brilliant!

I never trusted The Elf on the Shelf, so now I’ve got to watch out for The Gnome in the Home!!

Merry Christmas to all my Go Comics commenters! And happy holidays to all !

Personally don’t like the gnome garden item. Why deliberately mingle ugliness with beauty? Plus it just adds something to trim for no return.

Morality is a personal matter.

If you play a musical instrument, you could be getting a metro-gnome for Christmas.

Can you imagine what Calvin’s chart must look like?

Gnome man is an eye land

And they say that you can’t legislate morality. Merry Christmas!

Trumptard is not an adult.

Illegal and immoral, but she won’t have to worry about the fattening part until she gets older

Why do we need to make Santa into such a technocrat?

She’s got a point about the adult standards..

Oh God, now I have to worry about gnomes!

The problem is that you are basing your standards on people who do not have a moral compass.

“CRAMMING FOR FINALS, EH?”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

SHE WAS PROBABLY OVERDOING IT

WELL, EXCU-U-USE ME FOR EMULATING ADULT STANDARDS…

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

I WAS JUST EMULATING ADULT STANDARDS!

Somehow, I have no problem believing Danae’s “bad” chart exploded. Just me?

Merry Christmas to all who observe it and a happy holiday’s to every one else!

“It’s only naughty if you get caught.” The war cry of the morally challenged.

This is where the Gnomes of Zurich get their training.

Oh, Danae, when will you learn!

Maybe “adult” standards aren’t the true objective standards.

Danae needs to stop paying attention to the rich and powerful. Even if she does want to be one.

Gnomes do the surveilance huh? So why isn’t it gnome on a shelf then?

Has Wiley been reading “Legend of Bill”?

but how does this stand up to the ‘noodle incident’ from calvin and hobbs?

Alexander Woollcott said. “All the things I really like are illegal, immoral, or fattening.” I paraphrase Ambrose Bierce here, but : With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior debaucher, if you can;t achieve at least two at the same time, you aren’t even trying.

“…emulating adult standards…”—CLASSIC!

Well,still a better score than that Mitchell kid….