Q: Why wasn’t Colonial Sanders ever promoted?
A: He chickened out.
Stirling could best Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes).
This reminds me of the famous book that is a companion to “The Art Of War”, by Lao Tzu. The book is “What To Do When You Have Run Out Of Ammunition”, by Hu Flung Pu.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
A bell should ring after you pay your money. After all, “For Whom the Bell Tolls”.
Ye gads!
Neither did adults
Ha! The yolks on you.
Copper mesh doesn’t reflect sound. What’s behind it, might.
Grounded copper mesh works better.
Q: Why wasn’t Colonial Sanders ever promoted?
A: He chickened out.