Recent Comments

1. about 9 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

   Hmmm, Upon reflection, I do believe I mis- spelled “plagiarise” a week or two ago.

   Maybe I have Plagiaristic Fever? The most notable symptom of that awful ailment being, the inability to spell “plagiarise”.

   Fun Fact! Americans spell it “plagiarize” with a Zed. Limies and Canucks prefer “plagiarise”.

2. about 11 hours ago on Monty

   “What if I unplug it and then plug it back in?”

3. about 11 hours ago on Clay Jones

   Kaiser Donno Von Shitzenpantz

4. about 15 hours ago on Clay Jones

   i wouldn’t mind, if they put a flour sack over trump’s head, so we wouldn’t have to look at the ugly puss.

5. about 15 hours ago on Monty

   Gotta relax and go with the gag.

   A horse walks into a bar…

   Bartender says “Why the long face, pal?”

6. about 15 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

   The act of throwing someone out of a window.

   The act of throwing something out of a window.

   The act of removing a fenestrate (a surgical procedure, best done under general Anesthesia.)

   See also “doing a putin”

7. about 15 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

   Yelled a man on the sidewalk … “Incoming!”

8. about 15 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

   Hah! I mis-spelled plagiarised just to see if anyone would notice.

   You mai friend have one two days prise, 2 boiled eggs. Pickup your price at the frunt desque.

   I am not in the habit of plagiarising, so the word is unfamiliar to me. Surprised that the spellchecker didn’t pop up?

   Fun Fact…plagurized is olde english spelling, sometimes used by olde english guys.

9. about 18 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

   Beat the rush folks, order your I voted for the Felon bumper-sticker today!

   The American Republican Party needs a new mascot, the elleyfunt has had his time and needs a rest.

   And so, I offer the Dung Beetle to stand for all that the GOP embrace.

   The Dung Beetle a humble little fellow with no self respect, driven only by jealousy, envy and greed.

10. about 18 hours ago on Jeff Danziger

    “… and left a brown stain on the sidewalk…”

    plagurized, from Full Metal Jacket, then corrupted

    Anyone know the scene?