Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I never liked the taste of most beers or found it to be manna from heaven. I guess chalk that up to not drinking enough in my lifetime. I’m mostly tee-total.
Beer is thought to have been invented by the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Iraq, around 8,000 BC and ancient tablets have been unearthed showing the original brewers were women. The Sumerians even had a goddess of beer, Ninkasi.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Whiskey > Happiness with fewer calories.
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Other people stop being idiots → Worldwide peace and happiness
C about 1 year ago
Nothing that a beer can’t fix
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Rat’s strategy is certainly easier.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
some routes are shorter than others!
Gent about 1 year ago
Me like Rat’s plan better.
einarbt about 1 year ago
Is Goat sad in the last panel or is that just me projecting.
Farside99 about 1 year ago
Sounds like Bubba J
minty_Joe about 1 year ago
Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I never liked the taste of most beers or found it to be manna from heaven. I guess chalk that up to not drinking enough in my lifetime. I’m mostly tee-total.
_lounger_ about 1 year ago
Is Pig still invisible?
iggyman about 1 year ago
You can only rent it Rat, then reality rears it’s ugly head!
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Beer for the Cheer!! ;)
cornshell about 1 year ago
Pig’s would be cheese → happy
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Narcissism > Humility.
Stocky One about 1 year ago
GoComics—>Happy
GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago
I like that shorter route. I 2on’t even make substitutes.
Gandalf about 1 year ago
Chesterton: We thank God for good beer by not drinking too much of it. Prost!
cornshell about 1 year ago
Crocs’ would be keel zeeba → happy
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Don’t overcomplicate. Keeping things simple is usually the best option.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
You have to take your pils everyday. Bitberger Pils.
Procat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Beer is thought to have been invented by the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Iraq, around 8,000 BC and ancient tablets have been unearthed showing the original brewers were women. The Sumerians even had a goddess of beer, Ninkasi.
Jimvideo about 1 year ago
Is that a Bud Lite®?
JudyAz about 1 year ago
“When you’re out of beer, tough Schlitz!”
ladykat about 1 year ago
Chocolate is cheaper.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Beer won’t do it, but you do need to be detailed. OW!! Rat?? oh, no, that’s not what I meant, you can keep your tail!
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Rat forgot the in-between facts!
wongo about 1 year ago
You forgot peanuts.
Geezer about 1 year ago
Brother Dave Gardner:
“Success” is gettin’ what you want.
“Happiness” is wantin’ what you get.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 1 year ago
Rat is correct.
wuhts about 1 year ago
Kavanaugh: beer, beer, beer = happy = supreme court. So sorry but I hear or read beer and his name appears.
Elder Lee Fox about 1 year ago
Where’s the cheese? I have never developed the taste for brown alcohols but I like cheese
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Happiness for the non-alcoholic.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago
Years ago in this strip, Danny Donkey explained it well. https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/508272929184813056/photo/1
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Tequila, the best. Gets rid of the bad yeast.
aerotica69 about 1 year ago
Retirement + endless crafting supplies = Nirvana. (three years to go and counting…..)
Old27F20 about 1 year ago
Get up and make bed >>> walk dogs >>> eat breakfast >>> read cartoons >>> HAPPY!
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
K.I.S.S. …
Sir Davecelot about 1 year ago
Don’t worry. Beer happy.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Remember when comics used to be for kids?
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
I hate flow charts. Even the ones with no lateral branches.
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
Too MANY beers and you don’t know WHAT you are.
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
Pig’s opinion might differ but for me, bacon===>>>happiness.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yep, it’s that easy!
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Rat’s approach is certainly more direct; I don’t know that it’s more valid.
Probably neither does he….
Dom999 about 1 year ago
if I ever get out of here, I’m giving it all away to a registered charity, all I need is a pint a day
dlaemmerhirt999 about 1 year ago
I’m with Pig! Cheese = Happiness