Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Maybe, Pig can get some carbonara credits that he can use in an Italian restaurant.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    He tries to get out the stains as fast as he makes them, but he just can’t ketchup.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Pig’s efforts are so good, he removed all color from today’s strip.

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    I dunno, if you were Pig would you eat a dish made with parmesan and BACON?

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    Qiset  over 1 year ago

    So that’s what the news has been going on about all this time.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    We should have a world where color doesn’t matter. That’s what pigment.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    A strong cleaner could completely eliminate his carbonara footprint.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Sort of like that Carbonara Effect tv show.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Pig walked through it in the kitchen and more than stepped on the rug. He walked it across the rug, too.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I always thought you put carbonara sauce on Pastis.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Don’t need that last panel.

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    mail2jbl  over 1 year ago

    Why are we getting reruns from 2016?

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think that’s how it works, Pig.

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    codedaddy  over 1 year ago

    The ingredients for carbonara may include different cheeses, bacon, heavy cream, garlic or not, egg, pepper, and traditionally other options except for the kitchen sink. these additives are not consistent enough to define a “carbonara sauce” per se.

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    PeaceWouldBeNice  over 1 year ago

    Carbon footprint? Pick up the carbon paper you dropped and you won’t have that problem.

    And yes, I have and use carbon paper.

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    tripwire45  over 1 year ago

    I actually like this pun.

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    Lotus  over 1 year ago

    I don’t care if this is a rerun. I was in desperate need of a Pastis pun. And yes, I’m seeing someone professionally.

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    Gym Sock Nose Guy  over 1 year ago

    Is this strip black and white for everyone else?

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    kountryking  over 1 year ago

    Victims of inflation.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I still wonder when the new strips will appear.

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    brick10  over 1 year ago

    I do appreciate the convoluted setup to an atrocious pun!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    LMAO! ☺️☺️☺️

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If carbon footprints were actually something to worry about we wouldn’t see our leaders continually jetting all over the world.

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    rossevrymn  over 1 year ago

    Darnit, he got me.

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    Kombul Premium Member over 1 year ago

    there is death, taxes und Pastis´puns

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Burning Teslas leave a huge carbon footprint.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    After yesterday’s downer of a strip, this was refreshing.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Okay,Pastis—-you go Uruguay and I’ll go mine.

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    kaffekup   over 1 year ago

    You should get a bottle of Carbona® to get rid of the carbonara stain.

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    susanj77  over 1 year ago

    Pastis, your brain belongs in the Smithsonian when you kick off but don’t make it soon, I need these laughs.

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    John Ruttner  over 1 year ago

    Jeezus… I’d hate to think what Pastis could do with “Pomodoro” or “Bechamel”… the mind shudders.

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    Caerin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And here was I thinking maybe Pastis had reformed, it had been so long since he erupted. No fear, the diabolical punster is alive and well…

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Maybe Pig should have cleaned his feet before trying to wipe up the footprints.

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    jbruins84341  over 1 year ago

    Comic strips should be judged on the content of their characters, not the color of the strip.

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    proclusstudent  over 1 year ago

    Carbonara is made with pork, thus he’s still a canniball. He’ll never getback into the Society of Cultured Pigs like that.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    Pastis, the floating island of garbage pun-wise.

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    magdala666  over 1 year ago

    The punny ones are my favorite.

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    Geezer  over 1 year ago

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Rat! You forgot the bat, again! Cartoon-Boy needs his raps.

    Carbonara is for eating, not for leaving footprints. Shame on you, Pig….

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