6th grade class champion by a mile. Went to the next level and missed the first word. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle… and I’ve been there ever since. Well, the first part is true. (With apologies to the Waco Kid).
“You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.”
Of course you know you just jinxed yourself!!
Here’s another one: don’t give your translator your credit card.
Pretty much sums it up.
Two people in an elevator. One of them farrts. Everybody knows who did it. — George Carlin
Jason S.L. must not be up yet. Nothing on Ripley’s yet, as of 7:02 eastern time.
Compromise option: get a computer hacker and “kill” them bureaucratically. If you’re dead to Social Security, you are all but dead to “the system”.
Thanks for the link.
The pipes from the joke generator are stopped up.
6th grade class champion by a mile. Went to the next level and missed the first word. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle… and I’ve been there ever since. Well, the first part is true. (With apologies to the Waco Kid).