Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 21, 2022

One time I had three dollars.

I’ll bet Corporal Mittens will be attracted to Cliff.

Men, please remember that cologne is to be put on after you shower, not instead of taking a shower.

There’s this old joke about a blind man walking by a fish market – and I’ll leave it at that!!!!

/SHMIRK/

An example of those who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Pam will like it. Early warnings give her time to duck out.

My cat would be crazy for it.

Well, at least it wasn’t Eau De Do Dah Day, which smells like a horse race track.

Nine out of ten cats prefer it!!!

I’ve heard of old men’s rooms with cologne dispensing vending machines. The trick is you put a coin into it and wait for a “friend” to walk by. Then you spray him with it.

Uh-oh! Looks like Pam is gonna open a can of whoop-ass!

Brewster must have read it wrong. It’s actually eau de smelt.

She may not be attracted, but I am.

I’ve smelled some cologne so bad it would make a can of tuna seem like a bouquet of roses.

Hobbes will be climbing over the comic gates and Calvin chasing him.

After the Corporal Mittens comments, there is nothing much left to say. Except is the Corporal hungry?

I am NOT going to say what I’m thinking.

And you can’t open a window on a space station.

The smell of tuna would be preferable to most cologne/perfume. Most of those smell like something to spray on weeds. Instant headache.

One of the more unfortunate developments of modern marketing is aerosol cologne for teenagers. Most women are taught early to spray perfume into the air and walk through the mist . These unfortunate guys are spraying it directly on their bodies like it was deodorant. You can smell them coming; you can smell them for half an hour after they are gone. One package delivery guy apparently uses this method because I have to set his deliveries back out to “air” for several hours.

A little goes a long way. It is supposed to be a hint, not a tomcat-urine-strength territory marker.

I’ve known too many guys who seemed to bathe in the stuff. Only a few women, though.

Right now, he’s probably dabbin’ on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo! Oh and he don’t know…

“But it said its guarteed to work 60% of the time everytime!”

Cliff will be followed everywhere by huge amounts of Sneezing and cries of “Anyone got an Epi-Pen?”