Cover all bases.
“…in fact, I’m about to pick up a second one to bury with him.”
You mean they don’t?
“We will lose things like chocolate and bananas to AGW. We will lose billions of people too. It will be a different world.”
We can synthesize them or genetically modify them to thrive.
Within a hundred years or so, billions die regardless, unless we cure aging-related deaths.
that would be silly.
humans need too much care to be wasted as a temporary fuel
plus, more energy goes into producing a human than you could ever extract from one
boil your turkey first, then put it in the oven long enough to fool the know-it-alls and leave them confused.
“Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird…”
We made up for it by electing a large number to public office.
NOW you tell me! cough, cough