Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 2 years ago

    I’d be afraid of flushing the toilet after Lucy. It would probably get plugged and overflow. 15 times for sure and who would clean it up

    Just as a PS. The bowl is designed to hold one tank if completely plugged. A second time and you have a mess to clean

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Note that this is very possibly a reference to the fact that the orange mistake complained about having to flush White House toilets many times… and it has now been revealed that he destroyed many official documents.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    I’m surprised that this has not come up before now.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    We’re still trying to get my brother to REMEMBER TO FLUSH.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    She learned from the master.

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    Aye lass, how right you are! Wasting water is such a drain on our precious water resources.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    You can flush all day long and you will still have a full bowl if you let horsey use the toilet.

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    jvo  over 2 years ago

    Horse poo floats….

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    jvo  over 2 years ago

    ….o…oo….o………

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    Masterskrain  over 2 years ago

    So, Danae IS following the news…and has come up with ANOTHER way of hiding the truth…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The lack of notes from teacher is what all the flush was about.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This almost sounds like a follow-up from Danae’s “Steaming Pyle” idea from last week.

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    Q4horse  over 2 years ago

    You do not flush horse poop, you compost it, then it’s great for the garden. Yes, mini horses can be house broken.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Practicing to be a future president?

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    mrwiskers  over 2 years ago

    Oh so that’s what the toilet reference our Covid in Chief was telling us about. It took that many times to get the Daily Briefing to go down.

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    OK, I admit it, I was wrong. I seriously thought that Trump would go into the plumbing supply business after his last gig.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Traitor Trump flushed top secret papers down a toilet in the White House which has 28 fireplaces.

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    Redd Panda  over 2 years ago

    Lot of talk about trumpie flushin’ papers and stuff.

    If he was a real ‘mericun, he’d a had a B B Q grill in the back yard.

    Not just for burning hotdogs, but good for burning incriminating documents too.

    I got me one. I love it.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m thinking horse patty pies would indeed take quite a bit of flushing. At least “My horse ate it.” is a bit more creative than the dog shaming we’ve done for years.

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    david_42  over 2 years ago

    I swapped out the toilet in the Master bathroom. Bought a “chair-high” commercial super-flusher. As a bonus, it seems to have a coating that needs very little cleaning.

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    dandye  over 2 years ago

    TDS strikes again in the comment section!

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    calliarcale  over 2 years ago

    Oh lord, trying to flush horse apples? They may need to get a plumber on retainer….

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    CEER45  over 2 years ago

    I THINK FORREST GUMP SAID IT BEST….YOU JUST CAN’T FIX STUPID!

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    To unplug toilets, nothing works as well as a cherry bomb

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If Liz II did that, it would be a royal flush.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    The “newer” low flow toilets to save water work just the opposite. After a poop, you have to flush three or four times to get the bowl clean. When I replaced my toilets I got Kohlers assisted flush and it cleans the bowl 98% of the time.

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    Jetjock_jetjock  over 2 years ago

    You guys are morons if you think buying Russian oil is a great idea and green energy is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. Fossil fuel has more energy than any other form of energy. You can’t fly aircraft without oil and you can’t maintain heating without oil and all of the lithium is in China so we are supporting China and it’s agenda. What this president has done is set us back 20 years. He is stupid and has done more harm to the US than anybody else. Look at his record. He killed the Seal Team that killed Bin Laden, He’s the one that got Social Security taxed. Before it wasn’t. He was the one that refused to provide help to the South Vietnamese flee Saigon.

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    Ren Rodee  over 2 years ago

    Possibly?

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    cmxx  over 2 years ago

    “Too obvious. Praying for a twist getting off politics. Your move, Wiley.”

    No, no. Keep right on doing exactly what you decide to do, please.

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    JenSolo02  over 2 years ago

    Subtle… Love it! However Danae is much more intelligent than most members of the Drumpf family!

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    NatureBatsLast  over 2 years ago

    Does Trump still have security clearance? If “Yes” then why?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is @Concretionist the only subscriber with an original thought here? Everyone else is just Reactionary?

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Lucy has been here for decades and they’re JUST getting round to the toilet training??

    Better question—is Trump toilet trained??

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    That line about toilet training Lucy is just a bunch of horse < bleep >

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    compostman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hmm … could this qualify as trickle-down-theory?

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    jim Premium Member over 2 years ago

    … and who’s going to search for the evidence?

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    Holly Track  over 2 years ago

    About 10 years ago our local paper had a column wherein anonymous people could put in their two cents worth. Eventually this devolved into a lot of hate speech. The trolls took over. Some of them were shown to be from Russia. It seems to me this is happening here. I appreciate humor. I don’t appreciate hate.

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