The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 24, 2021

The sky is falling!

Now we’ll never know!

Why did the semi cross the chicken?

Dead chick

In the middle of the road

Cluckin’ to high heaven…

Now he’s got armadillo stripes.

He almost got de-boned!!

So, that’s why!

Holy Cluck!

That’s what you call, “Tenderized Chicken.”

Hope that’s not the Colonel behind the podium!

For many years I asked “Why did the chicken hold a seance?”

Same answer as “Why did the christian cross themself”.

Wow… Colonel Sanders grew his beard out!

This is cluckin AWSOME

Where good chickens go.

I’m of two minds here. The theists say that we would be “perfected” in heaven – so either he shouldn’t need glasses anymore, or he should be crispy with a BBQ rub turning on a spit…

Welcome! This way to our heated swimming pool.

But he’s a roaster, shouldn’t he have been set to the other other side?

Eggcellent cartoon today!

Spatchcock of the walk

I always thought the joke had a deeper meaning.

I have nothing else to say but the comments are awesome, keep clucking, this joke could extend ad infinitum …

The alternative location: KFC

Shouldn’t there be gold street that the chicken has to cross first?

I long for the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

The road was the Chuck Norris highway. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives.

Died from multiple comminuted fractures to the wishbone.

Romans 10:9 because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

… now what was I comin’ over here for?

This is clever and a great LOL!!

He must have needed new glasses. Then he would have seen before crossing.

Roadkill.

A bit of trivia. This is actually the original joke. Though the chicken in the joke is a cowardly person who wants to kill themselves (due to the great depression) by jumping in front of car or truck and getting to the other side (that is, dying).