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Prosecutor: “He also stole six cans of soda.”
Judge: “I can’t make a case out of that!”
Segment Producer: “That’s a Wrap!”
A veteran locksmith died of late
And did arrive at Heaven’s gate
He stood outside and did not knock
Because he meant to pick the lock
Now we know the truth: Bill Belichick needs to wear glasses when he makes a sandwich.
“Unless someone comes along and invents … 6 second Abs” — (Guess the movie!)
Shouldn’t the deer be on stage and dancing around the pole … they’re the ones with a rack.
♫ … Green Uggs and Pam, and … a … Part-ridge … in a … Pear … Tree ♫
Love it. I find your humor breadth-taking.
There was also a grandmother who once performed with the group. They called her, “Old Spice”.