Tom Toles for May 10, 2018

“I didn’t like the old deal. It was a bad deal. A terrible deal. The worst deal ever! I should know. I wrote the book on it. The Art of the Deal. Wrote it myself. All by myself. Nobody else. It was a great book. Said so right on the cover blurb from John Miller, and everybody knows he never lies. Really. All mine. My book. Great book. Art of the Deal. You should buy it.”

“Donnie, you’re doing a heck of a job,” and he is, too! Clearly, those who voted for him, and especially those who still support him, would prefer to live in a failed state rather than one lead by a black man or, horrors!, a smart, wonkish, liberalish woman. The humiliation! I guess the Tяump Davidians and evangeliban types figure that they can get by just fine with their AR-15 and a pickup truck rolling coal. They’re quite HAPPY with the job Donorrhea Tяumpzilla is doing burning down our government and all.

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

FAULTY AGENDAS - {rhyme}

Trump advances the faulty agendas

of Rightists such as the Neo-Cons

and the Plutocrats and additional {offenders} offendas. …

… We regular folks are their forelorn pawns. -

- Such a predicament surely portends a

danger in governance by destructive morons.

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What did you expect from a man who bankrupted gambling casinos and banks wouldn’t lend money to. Then allowed himself, nay welcomed, being bought by laundered Russian money.

Between The Dumpsterfire, Pruitt, and Bolton, this IS the Republican’s vision for America’s “future”.

He wants to be the LAST President!

Anybody else notice that when the Glorious Leader holds up a document he just signed it’s like a little kid showing he can write his name?

A YUUGE ‘JOHN HANCOCK’ – {rhyme}

“See how yuugely I sign my name.

It’s my Ego’s way to ensure acclaim

that Trump has set the world on fire.

It’s Obama-ism’s funeral pyre; -

- The Donald WINS.

My glory begins.”

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Yoo-hoo, oh Mr. Mueller, time to wrap thing up and get this investigation done! I’m sure you already have an overflowing swamp full of evidence to take down the Orange Menace ten times over. Time to save the country while we still have one!

What have I become

My sweetest friend?

Everyone I know

Goes away in the end

And you could have it all

My empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

Never should have agreed to this president.

Toxic Trump’s Benghazi

Senator says Niger mission that killed four Americans was illegal

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/05/10/niger-ambush-killed-four-americans-may-not-tell-full-story/597691002/

I don’t know what the big deal is: Trump, being Putin’s lap dog, is merely warming himself at the fire while waiting to be told what to fetch!

Another day, another toon about how much Trump is bad for us.

Thanks Republicans!

For some reason, the words of Shelley’s Ozymandias keep coming to mind: “Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair. / Nothing beside remains. Round the decay / Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare / The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Ha, I’ve destroyed America. THAT’LL piss off the Liberals.