Tom Toles for April 19, 2018

McConnell’s flexibility in seeing and hearing no evil is impressive; now if he could just stop speaking evil.

McConnell should follow Ryan’s footsteps.

MAKE TRUMP VAMOOSE – {limerick}

If The Donald’s so yuugely obtuse

that the rope he’ll actually turn loose: -

- we’ll kick his caboose,

or cook his goose,

or otherwise make him vamoose.

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It’s nice to know that your trustworthy representative fully respects his constituents and is carrying out the will of the people.

http://www.wave3.com/story/37133746/poll-mcconnells-job-approval-from-kentucky-voters-drops

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/25/republicans-flee-from-mcconnell-in-2018-primaries-259615

https://morningconsult.com/2017/10/31/americas-most-and-least-popular-senators-october-2017/

{Off the cartoon’s topic}

A WISE OLD OWL SPEAKS OF TRUMP – {an expanded limerick}

“Who?” asked the scowling old owl,

“Who chose this president so foul?”

She referred to him

who on voters’ whim

by a margin quite slim

from the White House now sets on prowl

the dogs of war. -

- “He’s the worst by far.

Let’s feather him with tar,

to make him throw in the towel, ”

suggested the indignant old fowl.

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Grand old piano.

McConnell was right, though, when he said that even if they pass the bill to protect Mueller that Drumph would still have to sign it and why would he do that?

So far little bits of the piano have been falling on Cadet F&*kingbonkers Insane Bonespurs and missing Mr Mueller all together.

No kidding. I actually heard McConnell say something to that effect. Trump’s been eager to fire Mueller for months, but McConnell blithely pretends that there’s nothing to see.

There are so many investigations going on that it doesn’t matter if that orange fire clown Ronald McDonald Trump fires Mueller or not.

Mitch McConnell would not allow a bipartisan response to Russia’s election interference during the presidential campaign. Solid evidence was presented, which was just batted aside by him. Will history repeat itself?

Say, Mr. T Rump – you do know that thing has both ivory & ebony??? Together, that makes “irony”…

I used to think that there was no honor among traitors, but to see so many of them defending the indefensible Trump, I might have to change my mind. (Then again, betcha Cohen flips on Trump!)

McConnell took $1,000,000 from a Russian born billionaire who made a large portion of his money under Putin in Russia. He’s taken $2.5 million in total from the same Russian.

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I’m not Russian to judgement, just Putin the facts out there.

Check the (conductor’s) score.

This comic strip is amazing.