That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 20, 2018

“Make sure to get all the DNA out before the cops show up.”

“I’ll give you this nickle if you come in and beat my night shirt. If you know what I mean.”

“If you used that paddle on your kids the way you use it on your clothes, you’d be better off.”

And the Grand Imperial Wizard said to go easy on the starch this time.

No, no,no, that’s not what I meant by stool sample.

“Wet the bed again, dear?”

I don’t care how hot it is in the laundry room, there are some things we just don’t air in public!

at least they didn’t switch it for Folgers Crystals.

" Make sure you get all the stains out, before your husband returns. "

I’m doing your bed linens.

Washing Day: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Carl_Ludwig_Jessen_M%C3%A4dchen_bei_der_W%C3%A4sche_1877.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.oxfordjctgenealogy.com/main/?page_id=314 

http://friesisches-museum.de/carl-ludwig-jessen/ 

https://fahrzeuge.dorotheum.com/en/auctions/current-auctions/list-lots-detail/auktion/11386-19th-century-paintings/lotID/1263/lot/1947473-carl-ludwig-jessen.html 

https://www.spokeo.com/Carl-Jessen/Famous-Painter 

all have info about this artist (he is known as “the Frisian painter”, and the first is about Frisia; the second is in German, but again, Chrome can automatically translate if necessary). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1890 (February 19, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

It’s about time that you washed that dress, Monica

No, I don’t do windows.

It’s not the garment’s fault, I blame mental illness.

since the funeral was postponed the shroud was a bit smelly.

And the whites have never been whiter