Tom Toles for December 24, 2017

Hmm, and it appears our buttocks are in his bag?

OUR BASE is OKAY with US – {rhyme}

Surely our base won’t give us no guff

when we chainsaw away at their middle-class stuff.

Because:

√ Ethnic groups we rebuff,

and √ Against sex-freedoms we’re ruff.

So:

Let the damn’ Liberals huff and puff; -

- our Pig-house is surely quite sturdy enuff.

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Now, more than ever, all benefits accrue to the “job creators.” If you’re just a job worker, well, suck it up little person, it’s your job.

NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – {rhyme}

’Twas the night before Christmas, and in the White House

a creature was stirring: – an orange-headed louse

who composed his tweets’ clauses

to get the applauses

of √ Alt-Righters hovering like Grinches

to hold him close in their clinches, …

… and of √ Nitwits who formed his base

of folks he pretended to embrace, -

- while instead he delivered the goods

to the Plutocrats’ neighborhoods.

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Next time that voters want an anti-establishment leader to shake things up, they must find one who works FOR the people not his/her self.

“We GOT ours, so SCREW YOU!!”

Welcome to the New Republican America, everyone else is second class.

The 1% grabs 99% of the nation’s money, and the 99% get to keep 1%. See how nicely that works out?

Fast Times at Beltway High.

I’d purely hate to accuse Trump of hypocrisy, so I hope that chainsaw runs on coal……

I’d purely hate to accuse Trump of hypocrisy, so I hope that chainsaw runs on coal……

… BUT DON’T TAKE OUR GUNS – {rhyme}

Take our Healthcare and Social Security,

but don’t you dare take our personal guns!!

We need to fight against: – √ Ethnic impurity

and √ Losing our kids to the weird-sexed ones

and √ Freedom’s strangulation

by government regulation

and √ Sharia Law’s dictation

and √ many anOther vexation.

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All I’d ever give tRump is the “finger”.

His healthcare cost him two arms and two legs.

ANTI-SANTA – {1.20 limericks and 2 codas}

Trump is an anti-Santa,

a Grinch who for Christmas would grant a

lump of coal

to the tiny-brained soul

who praises his name in a chant, a

stupid refrain like a mantra:

… Coda #1:

“Trummm, Hummm, Hummm, Trummm.

My Mind is Nummm, so I Succummm.”

… Coda #2:

Trump’s of magnificent royalty,

but rewards with coal my loyalty.

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A tax cut for the rich? Why? They don’t pay taxes anyway.

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

’TWAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS – {rhyme and coda}

’Twas the day after Christmas, and up in my dormer

I thought of the Prez, and wished he were former.

People who live in a Liberal’s house

about The Donald we gripe and we grouse

that he’s So disappointing, – an inept performer.

… Coda:

Elephants Shriek when they’re skeert by a Mouse, -

- yet they Brag on their leader, an orange-headed Louse,

tho’ they’re yuugely skeert of their Louse as well.

They cheerlead for Trump while he leads us to hell.

But they oughta be ringing a loud alarm bell.

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Now all the GOP has to do is distribute the body parts to the local organ donor bank.