Tom Toles for August 07, 2017

Or is he just joking?

A VACATION FROM TRUMP – {limerick and coda}

From Trump we take a vacation.

May it be of a long duration.

May little he tweet,

and may not he entreat

support with unseemly oration.

… Coda:

Out of sight, and thus out of mind.

Our vacation will help us unwind.

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LIQUID PLUMR™ – {a rhyme}

Trump’s an odd species; -

- brains formed from feces.

Would he be less of a bummer

were his head soaked in Liquid Plumr™?

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But he says he’s working. I surprised that didn’t catch in his throat.

I like the way his hair has grown eyebrows. If it continues evolving it might develop some intelligence, or a conscience, or some empathy. There may be hope yet.

Wanna bet he beats Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in one round??

Whether he’s in the White House or on vacation, he still does nothing. Although, a permanent vacation would be preferred.

Boy, he’s got Huckabee’s number. Best representation of her in a political cartoon I’ve seen to date.

The man cheats at golf. Is there no end to his perversity?

Ms. Sanders is starting to resemble the Donald.

There IS no Sarah Huckabee Saunders. It’s just Mullah Mike in his Drag Queen outfit…

Was this a wise career choice for SHS? Trump must test her Christian upbringing. Will she end up considered an Axis Sally or Tokyo Rose?

Thanks republicans for turning American government into a pig’s sty.

Sports Illustrated published a revealing article last week about the character of Trump as exposed by how he plays golf. Nothing really surprising – he’s a braggart and a cheat on the links as well… http://www.golf.com/tour-news/2017/08/01/president-donald-trump-relationship-golf-more-complicated-now

A hole in one! Everyone in the yuge crowd saw it! Fake news tried to say it was in the rough.

Just for fun, I am going to try to defend Trump on this. “He has accomplish in 6 months more than Obozo did in 8 years, so he has justifiably earned this time off.” How’s that?

He’s already crashed one wedding party….

I wonder if the Deranged Donald ever calls Melania, Ivana or Marla by mistake.

As for “Hiring Americans”…President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club needs to hire 35 waiters for this winter’s social season in Palm Beach, Fla.

Late last month, the club placed an ad on page C8 of the Palm Beach Post, crammed full of tiny print laying out the job experience requirements in classified ad shorthand. “3 mos recent & verifiable exp in fine dining/country club,” the ad said. “No tips.”

The ad gave no email address or phone number. “Apply by fax,” it said. The ad also provided a mailing address. It ran twice, then never again.

This was an underwhelming way to attract local job-seekers. But that wasn’t the point. The ads were actually part of Mar-a-Lago’s efforts to hire foreign workers for those 35 jobs.

About a week before the ads ran, the president’s club asked the Labor Department for permission to hire 70 temporary workers from overseas, government records show. Beside the 35 waiters, it asked for 20 cooks and 15 housekeepers, slightly more than it hired last year. However, before they can hire the temporary workers, they MUST advertise for American Workers at least twice.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Denies the press’ questions their answers.

But in standing so close,

She’ll make him lose fo-

Cus, and then be so glad she wore pants, sirs!

Another Big Jule from Chicago.

No surprise that Sanders is both stupid and dishonest—her father is, after all. (No surprise Ivanka Trump is both stupid and dishonest—her father is, after all. No surprise that Donnie Jr. and Eric……..okay, you get the idea.)

Does he ever SEE his son Barron? When Melania was living with Barron in Trump Tower, he was golfing in Mar-A-Lago every weekend. He’s an absentee father. Which makes him perfect for the hypocritical “family values” crowd.