Tom Toles for April 19, 2017

The only thing I’d trust Spicy to do is: LIE!

That rotting log is between his ears.

Only you can prevent forest fires. Seriously, only you, the Forest Service has been defunded.

One of the great scams of this election was to fool the voter into thinking Trump could drain the swamp. The swamp has always been in the Congress, and we reelected the swamp to go back. The do-nothing Congress that Obama had to deal with came back to screw over Trump and his healthcare plans. No one told the voters THEY were the ones who were supposed to drain the swamp. We didn’t, so the Trump administration is neck deep. I don’t know why they pretend they aren’t as with the other lies of this administration, we can all SEE they are wading through the Washington swamp.

Where DID they put all that DRAINED swamp water?

THE SWAMP REMAINS – {1.40 limericks}

“We’ve DRAINed it”, they say of the swamp, -

- while there they continue to romp

in its waters polluted.

Sloshing hip-booted

in the muck where they clumsily clomp,

Spicer is deputed

for fibs undiluted.

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Nice to know Ms. McCarthy.

MUST WE? – {1.20 limericks}

My brain is evermore rusty,

and clogged with synapses all crusty. -

- In Trump-news it’s stuck,

in the swampy muck

he makes of his office. Must he?

We’ll have him four years? Must we?

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Tяump☠ & Comp. just converted the swamp into a cesspool. See? No more swamp. Problem solved! Clever, eh?

Oh, dem golden hip boots, oh, dem golden hip boots…..

I would trust B.S.Spiceweasel about as far as I could drop-kick a Peterbilt!

My eldest son is a fish biologist with National Fish and Wildlife, and my youngest son is a nuclear engineer with the NRC… I wonder how secure their jobs are under Trump’s ax.

The cesspool of the potus and his cabinet continue to prove their ignorance. The on the job training is not working. Not that they really care.

ADIOS to O’REILLY – {a rhyme, image, video}

Goodbye to Biley O’Reilly.

We pooh-poohed him highly while he

broadcasted vilely and lie-ly.

… Image: Al Franken’s book -

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51+X9HVqX3L.SL300.jpg

… Video: Franken and O’Reily on C-Span {15 minutes} -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TISf3noZW9c

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Bill O’Reilly is out.

On Fox he’ll no longer have clout.

But it’s easy to see,

That if HE were a SHE,

There wouldn’t have been any doubt!

From Benny Hill:

“O’Reilly went into his kitchen

Said to his landlord, Mister Plum

‘Have you corn on the cob?’

And he said, ’I have not

But I do have a boil on my thumb!’"