Tom Toles for April 18, 2017

brothers from other mothers?

Here you Donnie, some other word for madman… lunatic, maniac, psychotic, psychopath, sociopath,loony, nut, nutcase, nutjob, fruit loop, head case, psycho, screwball, loon. I any of those names would work for either one of them….I would say, Orange Screwball and Head Case Jong would work great…

Actually I give the madness label to the American People. The North Koreans really have no choice as to who their crazy dictator leader would be, and will be without a major change through major bloodshed. We Americans let this madman ( the “Liar-in-Chief”) into the White House supposedly by the Democratic process, our own choice.

“Eastern” vs. “Western” mad men? Naw, sounds like an ad agency or TV show.

Dumb and Dumber.

Nuclear weapons: In Mad Math, the great equalizer with many factors, the final sum zero.

HAIR-TRIGGERED NUKES – {a limerick plus coda and image}

There once was a prez who was nuts,

who wrestled anOther such putz.

A couple of kooks

with hair-triggered nukes,

and each with outlandish hair-cuts.

… Coda:

The good of their nations would each disrupt,

then end the world in their manner abrupt.

… Image:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6f/ab/02/6fab02d65fc0589a785bd5efb9240052.jpg

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Assad, KJU, Putin, Trump. Tag team match.

DICKtators of the world.

Anybody see the video of the wrestling match that collapsed the ring? THAT’S what we’re headed for if calmer heads, or some kind of calming medicine for Trump, doesn’t prevail!

Old Curmudgeon…

Your rhymes bring smiles

They’re so clever, so true

Wish there were others

As creative as you! ;-)

Really excellent. Very funny.

The trump is much more likely to be the irrational one.. and create the tension that leads to a war. Placing an aircraft carrier off the coast of North Korea is more than provocative will not end well.

What if North Korea fires a missile into Fukashima?

I’m sure that Kim Jong Un will launch himself across the ring to attack while Trump is putting his hand over his heart whilst plays the National Anthem……

As long as they are not playing Fat Man and Little Boy….

The Korean “war” (police action) is still alive as there is only a ceasefire, no armistice has been signed. Trump has to get over the fact that all other wold leaders are NOT his apprentices to boss around and expect them to kiss his cheeks, yeah, you know which ones!

How about the “Bad Hair Guy”?

They’re going to wrestle for it, and the winner loses all.

It seems that Trump thinks he will scare the North Koreans with his “unpredictability”. I don’t think it will work. Kim Jong Un really has his back against the wall and may think he has nothing to lose. The North Koreans know Trump has a lot to lose. I hope Trump doesn’t decide Korea is too far from south Florida to matter. I have a friend in South Korea.

Obviously Mr. Toles didn’t see Undertaker vs. Undertaker in 1994!