Tom Toles for March 31, 2017

Is he going to open a sandwich shop too?

A beautifully encapsulated summary of Don Juan Trump’s Playpen.

NEPOTISTIC REGIME – {a limerick}

The Donald chairs the board

where sits a barbarian horde

where his egotism

features nepotism

like a dysfunctional umbilical cord.

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RISING GORGE – {1.60 limericks}

The citizen’s tummy it whirled

and his brain in anger it swirled.

His gorge was rising

that Trump was revising

the plans which could salvage the world.

We’re down the tubes

’cause Rightwing boobs

applaud stupidity unfurled.

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A PATTERN in the CHAOS – {a rhyme}

Trump’s a “loose cannon”, – although

his rollings and shootings aren’t random.

They depend on the chaotic flow

of Rightists’ rages, – not in tandem

but often at odds

as each sector marauds

our raison d’etre, our “social contract”, -

- a contract which together the Rightists have ransacked.

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A Rosetta Stone version for Trumpspeak;

Lieger counter to detect fake news;

Dictionary of Fantabulous Superlatives.

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I thought nepotism was illegal? Punishable by tar & feathering and life imprisonment.

And, on the corner, the Kool-Aid stand with a line millions of people long just waiting for their own personal glass, because they liked it sooooooo much last November.

All the Republicans are Russian to support Trump’s lack of ethics.

Can you IMAGINE the outcry from the Reichwingnuts like Rush, Billow, and Jones if a Democrat had done the exact same thing? Why not a peep from them now, or from FAUX Noise, the Mouthpiece for the Republican Party??

@EMPTC12

During Dr. Seuss’s brief (but legendary) career as an editorial cartoonist, he came out with some real classics. If he were here today I have little doubt that he would be spraying both Flit and his cartoons at the insanity (and possible treason) of the Current Occupant and the Current Occupant’s handlers.

What?! Too late! The P.O. (Putin Order) has already been approved.

Trump overlooks intelligence, thoughtfulness, leadership skills, guts, commitment to people capacity to work with others, knowledge of markets, policy and laws and relevant job experience in potential hires and is a much more mediocre businessman than the right wants you to believe. Most of his true success is in the realm of self-promotion, marketing, making properties pretty, and running beauty pageants. That might be enough for the host of The Apprentice, but there are much better option for President.

Trump found if he acted like a psychopath he could make money and leave many bridges burning behind him.

That “Health Care! Trump Wine” has become Trump Whine!