Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 22, 2017

Yup. At about 2:00am.

“The power of coffee compels you! The power of coffee compels you!”

I think he’s had an upgrade. Or perhaps a retrograde.

Then there’s that old joke that says god must be a civil engineer because only one of them would install a toxic waste line in a playground area.

If I’m a portable plumber, does that mean I can charge myself plumber’s rates every time I want to micturate? (You’re not the only one with a ten-cent vocabulary, Teresa.)

With his tiny Tyrannosaurus Rex arms, he has no hope of turning off his faucet. I’m glad I’m not paying his water bill.

Play some music and see if he’ll tap dance. Maybe “Singin in the Drain”.

Find a porta potty….

Don’t forget about the wiring.

Or the woodwork and masonry.

When medical science couldn’t find a cure for incontinence, Teresa stepped in.

The great water exchange. You go to the bathroom and then get a drink of water.

… Christopher Plummer?…

…we are the earth,and we can not return to it…

…because we never left it…

…that feels like me in the middle of the night after drinking to much anything…

…all the best lines were used before I got here…

…location, location, location…

…there is a subtle subtext if you read between the lines on this one…

…robots/ androids/ we are just God’s playthings….

I really don’t think we’re living up to our full potential.

Nobody’s peed on the moon yet.

The older I get, the less reliable my portable plumbing becomes, but, at least, the valves haven’t started leaking – yet !

@BILL THOMPSON – Impels. And for me, enables – I’m just enough adult ADD that lots of coffee helps me concentrate with that impelling being the only side effect.

I touched the faucet, so my ying ying needs washed.

A Canadian “hose-head” for sure.

“Portable” but not “Potable”

Did you check out the brass on that guy… sheesh

Look here, Christopher, my good man-faucet! “Atoms in the void.” We are all just various arrangements of atoms in the void (or pulses in the continuum; choose your poison). What is truly amazing is Order….

Going to cost you dearly to get that leak fixed..