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I am not a goldarn smurf. I come from the Fugate clan of eastern Kentucky. Look up methemoglobinemia. Look up Fugates of Kentucky: skin bluer than Lake Louise. Yes, the recessive gene was passed down through intermarriage. What's wrong with marrying my cousin?

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Nancy

Nancy

By Olivia Jaimes
Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt

Recent Comments

  1. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    I’d be obscuring most of my face too if that’s the stuff I’ve been doing.

  2. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Call your vet after six hours… isn’t that the recommendation?

  3. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

    Stress pooping. Will these words be censored or not? Reply if you see this comment.

  4. 8 days ago on Frog Applause

    Wait. Is that figure in the center armed?

    I wish I had a tail.

  5. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    I used to have a cat with heterochromia. It was cool-looking.

  6. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Love requires a stop watch.

  7. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    I am impervious to many things, Toms, Bills, and Johns among them. Karens in particular.

  8. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    That T-rex is awesome!

  9. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    What is this food question I am not allowed to ask about? Does it have anything to do with mustard or pepper-sauce?

  10. 3 months ago on Frog Applause

    According to past FAs this character is known as Mr. Houston. Not sure what his duties are, but he seems to be amply guarded from unspecified attacks. Oh, and hello, Kitty!