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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. about 5 hours ago on Ballard Street


    That zombie looks just like a bad guy from Cᴏᴡʙᴏʏs & Aʟɪᴇɴs©

    P.S. My favorite part was when Cleo moved her eyelids.

  2. about 5 hours ago on Frog Applause


    Edith, stifle yourself.

  3. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    But what about the … mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits … and Methodists?

  4. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    My head just exploded.

  5. 2 days ago on Ballard Street


    Like a bird without a nest

    Like a stranger in the night

    And my soul cries out for rest

    And the end is not in sight

    (h/t to Russell Smith and the Amazing Rhythm Aces)

  6. 2 days ago on Frog Applause


    Hermann Rorschach, call your office.  

    (on a completely unrelated (@FFP – one might even say random) note, yesterday was 

    Pʜʏsɪᴄs Tʀᴇʙᴜᴄʜᴇᴛ Day 

    in Chattanooga, TN)

  7. 2 days ago on Ballard Street


    My favorite part was when Igor just stood there.

  8. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Número primo

  9. 3 days ago on Frog Applause


    First the horses, then the cartoonists. That’s how things like this always start. 

    @FLYINGFLOWERPOT – ♥Yes, We Feel the Love♥

  10. 3 days ago on Ballard Street


    Harfbark sounds like something you would do after your mother hired people to force feed you súrir hrútspungar.