Tom Toles for March 16, 2017

Now someone go track down and bring in a wolf.

They’re going after Blitzer now?

Wolf is just four letters that flow

It’s a trapp that that dastardly felon Obama set. (And pay no attention to that Russian over there…)

CHARADES {a rhyme and a definition}

Toles’s ‘toon depicts

how they try to fix

the goofs on display

in The Donald’s tirades:

His spokespersons play

their game of charades.

… a definition of “Charade”: “something that is done in order to pretend something is true when it is not really true.” {Merriam-Webster}

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Some think it’s a thankless job to be a Trump flunky, a Trumky. But I say no, it’s not. Con men work together to operate large-scale cons. Trump has pulled off perhaps the greatest con ever. And in so doing, he has pulled along a great many lesser cons who will benefit enormously from the connections they make and the power they hold. It’s not a thankless job. Trump will thank them, and mean it. And he’ll see that they get paid.

Don’t forget the Wolf in Microwave clothing!

The con gang.

Madness incorporated.

Trumpocles and his geek chorus.

Trump and other multi-millionaire members of the 115th Congress have spent their lives in a bubble and have never been exposed to real dangers.

I had to stop using one of my favorite trails because of coyotes. We have seen bears in city streets as the animal’s natural habitat is being consumed by housing and forcing the in populated areas.

I doubt that Trump and other multi-millionaire members of the 115th Congress have had to contend with real threats at any time in their pampered lives and certainly would not be able to help themselves, so why do voters think that people so different from the average citizen can govern realistically?

Finally, a definite, uncontroversial, plain answer to the confirmed affirmation asked by the victimized orange-utan, who was- and still is- confident of his gut feeling, “believe me”!

I wish the media would talk about the FISA law of 2008. The NSA is collecting phone calls, emails, any data, as long as one party is outside the U.S. It’s not the foreign parties that NSA is interested in; it’s us, the people in the U.S. And it all happens with no warrant needed. (What was illegal became legal with the 2008 law, and to hell with the Constitution).

So, in a sense, Trump is right; Obama “wiretapped” him.

And Trump is “wiretapping” me. And you. And Obama.

https://theintercept.com/2017/03/13/rand-paul-is-right-nsa-routinely-monitors-americans-communications-without-warrants/

Trump said he would yell wolf again in two weeks. But you can’t believe anything he says.

“Believe me, there’s a wolf there somewhere. A yuuuge wolf, a tremendous wolf. They say it’s a great wolf. The bigliest wolf. "

The Twit-in-Chief is not to be taken literally. Ever!

You commenters are all wrong.

Wrong, I tell you!

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As we ‘speak’, Trump has people on the ground in Washington — and what they’re finding out about The Wolf is incredible.

And it’s gonna be huge. HUGE!

Wolf? We’d better launch a congressional investigation.

Actually, this cartoon is more apropos if Rachel’s name is in there.

If Trump hadn’t happened to be awake at 4 in the morning (for whatever reason, I’m not implying that he’s on uppers or anything), this entire debacle could’ve been avoided. Then again, if certain members of Reactionary Radio weren’t insane, and a certain fascist website wasn’t insane, and a certain Current Occupant wasn’t insane……oh, well, I suppose it would’ve been inevitable.

Best ‘toon I’ve seen on the subject. Thank goodness the Mango Orango wasn’t in power when my pappy’s War of the Worlds was broadcast!

This is probably to keep us from asking how much his weekends at Mar-a-Lago have cost the government for security so far. It was estimated at $10 million after four weekends.

He was speaking dog, but misspelled “woof.” He was trying to sound smarter and be “like a smart dog.”

Absolutely the single BEST example of how things are done in the Drumpf “administration”!

KELLYANNE {a limerick and images}

Ms Conway, deceptively wily,

defended the president while he

blew his smoke,

his doings to cloak.

She fibbed through lips quite smiley.

… Images:

http://www.leadershipinstitute.org/liimages/137438/Kellyanne%20Fitzpatrick%20Conway.jpg

… But when caught off-pace,

she would change her face:

http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/161122083302-kellyanne-conway-1121-super-tease.jpg

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Can someone explain to me why Trump isn’t being sewed for slander?

Sued not sewed…

Bassam youssef was on the late show recently and described trump as a mole we need to get rid of and stop worrying about what kind of mole, just get rid of the mole.