Endtown by Aaron Neathery for March 16, 2015

Dittos speak! It was a ditto illusion. TopWebComics voting links in profile. JusSayin

At least Wally came to his senses before it was too late.

Surprise, surprise. Lizard jerks don’t care about others. News at 11.

Ditto: “Payback time? I know where they keep their wallets.”

This represents a brand new ability for the dittos, doesn’t it?

Dittos are evolving!

Well…the dittos have made their point. Now, will Wally shift into “expanded tail mode” and go for Phil?

Now it’s time to mop up that bully-creep sharing the ring!

Now’s the time for Wally and Mr. Ditto to kick some lizard tail!

Sic ’em, Wally!

Perhaps this lack of empathy is what led them to become lizards in the first place.

Time for a super kitty beat down. Lizard legs are on the menu tonight.

I am now feeling a little sorry for what I believe is going to happen to Phil..Deservedly happens to Phil.

Time for the one-punch knock out.

This makes you wonder whether all the carnage seen earlier was just a ditto inspired illusion. It maybe that the diitos want to escape from the lizard asylum themselves.

I guess we’ll soon learn if Phil “Cutter” Belcic knows anything about boxing or whether he is just a cook wearing trunks and gloves.

Again demonstrating just how smart Dittos actually are.

“They don’t care – can’t care”. Can’t care because they’re reptilian and cold blooded. So Sarah hasn’t fallen “in love” with Piotr, it’s purely biological. How sad.

Now Wally can disappear and go find Holly!!! Yeah dittoes!!

Great, now they will go from pound the outsider to burn the warlock…

All that’s needed now is for the dittos to inform Wally that Holly’s alive, then we’ll see a wildcat, and a winning one at that.

Epiphany. Now your other course of action? Murder the bum. Wipe the grins from their faces by wiping his teeth off your gloves.

reduce that lizard to a fine green paste on the floor of the ring…

There are some lizards who care, like Helena and Kirbee and Piotr.The dittos’ abilities may be a function of their jobs. Most of the time they didn’t need to make noise, so they didn’t incorporate noisemakers. They didn’t need to be tangible, so they stuck to visuals. In this case, they needed to be an exact simulation of Wally, so they incorporated sound and substance. Maybe the simulation even thought it was Wally to be as authentic as possible.

Comes the dawn.

The dittos have taught Wally a valuable lesson. Now it’s Wally’s turn to teach Phil his lesson.

Kill them all instead.

GO WALLY GO!!!!!

Would the fight solve or prove anything??Wally should just take off his gloves and walk away.Hammering on Phil may just get an arrow in Wally’s back if it appears the idea of lizard superiority is threatened.Time to ditto out…just vanish…find Holly and Chic and then leave while the lizards find out about the massacre and the fire now burning their precious uniforms and stockpile.Then Sarah will step up with the new plan of a new lizard settlement…….just as Jim comes up behind her finishing the job he started. Jim’s soul may be going to hell and I will bet he does not plan to go alone…..Sarah will be his…..one way or the other.Piotr and Kirbee will become the new face of Saurograd (I like it Silver…its a good name. I bounced between Detroit and Chicago. (ha))

I guess the lizards are cold hearted after all.

If jim wants to beat Phil, he needs to take off the gloves and go full CLAW on his scaly hide.

The Dittoes wanted Wally to see the light, that his sacrifice was a foolish endeavor indeed.The third panel in Friday’s installment looks like it would be a good for the “The 12 days of Endtown”“Six Lizards Laughing, Fiiiive Caaaans of Beaaaans!”Ad Naseum.

The lizard spectators are laughing…but, so far as we’ve seen, Phil isn’t.

It’s time to fight, Wally…

The dittos are the ultimate psychiatrist. They not only know what you’re thinking, they can become you and know exactly what it’s like to be you.