He can’t hear you, dude… He’s dead right now. He’s going to need at least a few hours.
Poor Jacob Jackrabbit… All he wanted to do was save people from losing their minds. He wanted them to feel good about themselves after waking up to find themselves looking more like farm/zoo animals.
That way of thinking would probably work… if food was more plentiful. Endtowners mostly have to live on canned beans. A diet like that could have lasting effects on animals that are meant to be carnivores. And, of course, some people have been turned into animals that have been a source of food for (shall we say…) centuries.
Now for any hard-core carnivore that has been living on beans, news of a food shortage is all it would take for them to be so desperate for food that they would let their so-called ‘animal instincts’ take over and do what their animal namesakes would do…
They would go after the animals known for being ‘prey’.
This is why the pigs are being targeted first. Sure, there are also chickens, ducks and cows in Endtown as well, but these animals can provide eggs and milk. They can do more for Endtown by staying alive, and the ‘predators’ know it. Even Holly knew how to make cheese. She should have been commended. Instead, she was persecuted. Sure, the law has been changed to allow mutant eggs and milk to be added to menus, but it’s too late to save Holly, isn’t it?
But then the day may come when there are no more pigs to eat. Care to guess who the predators will go after next? Rabbits, perhaps…?
It’s probably because Walter Trimble was finally becoming the kind of mayor Endtown needed when he was replaced by Jacob Jackrabbit.
Well, when she’s good, she’s bad. When she’s bad, she’s better.
Today, she kills a fly. Tomorrow, she finally gets rid of that spider hiding in the closet.
Brilliant idea, John…
And now, Tiffany’s knowledge on cosmetics finally gets to glow with glorious purpose.
Now Hammy has been frozen in mid-fart.
It doesn’t matter if you’re thinking what I’m thinking. What matters is if Hubris is thinking what I’m thinking.
That butt looks familiar. Isn’t that the guy that got a ka-whipping from his boss?