Cats do not want to be petted. They want to be stroked.
Its the body of whatever brainless bimbo that decides to date him.
If I remember right, the French Poodle was originally bred as a hunting breed. However, like most of the working breeds, it was ruined by people who desired to have them as a show dog.
That is a third choice. It looks likes his Magic 2 Ball is defective.
Semi-colons are stretches with a cramp at the end.
They should have had a clue in that Wink hasn’t eaten Dusty yet.
There must be some Persian or Siamese in his ancestry.
The artists involved must have had dealings with Pillsbury in the past.
Rod must get depressed dealing with Omar. All that he has worked for and built will be gone quickly if Omar is his heir.
Ah! The brown ring of quality.