Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2015

No Reason.Coming from Rat, that’s the same as an alien saying We Come In Peace.

So is that the origin of the so-called swine flu?

Rat’s generosity really blew Pig away

That’s the Rat we know and love………..

Beware Rats bearing gifts.

You think Rat is being generous, but he’s snot.

eeewwwwwwwww

This sounds like some of the wait staff in this country. You’ve got waiters and waitress who are quite professional and would never do this type of thing. And then you’ve got the folks who could care less for the customers and would do it both out of spite and a twisted sense of pleasure. And don’t think they don’t exist.

rat is slipping…he should have found wimpy…I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today..

So much more flavorful with that patina of phlegm-spackle.

Oh, Pig! I hope you don’t come down with some horrible disease!Have you no shame, Rat? This is your housemate, you know; he’ll be coughing and sneezing all over your shared dwelling. So, at least think of yourself if not of him! (I’ve always heard some folks denounce rats as bearers of disease; now I see it with my own eyes!)

Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?

Even worse is what I see when I go out for dinner. I can’t tell you how many times I watch men use the facilities, then proceed to not wash their hands. It’s going to happen one day. I’m going to look at said offender and ask him, in a loud voice, why he has decided not to wash his hands.

I actually did that last weekend. A hipster with blond dreadlocks came out of a stall and proceeded to walk to the door to leave and I asked if he was going to wash his hands. Then he said “Oh, sorry” and washed his hands. Moron.

Rat’s a butthole

Gross!

oh yeah – a new flavor hamburger – i’m surprised rat didn’t smack the guy over the head with a bat

Did he say “burger” or “booger”?

rat is still in april fool mode. oh yeah. he’s like that every day

hey! I’m eatin’ here!

Now that is disgusting!

But Pig seems to be enjoying it so I’ll not say anything.

xxx

Ugh. Between this and all the pun strips, I just might drop this from my daily email.

Please do, by all means. But, gosh, we’ll miss you.

The answer my friend / is blowing in the wind…

and on National Hamburger Day no less !

Unless he has a urinary tract infection, pee is sterile. One could, in theory, wash and rinse in pee. I prefer soap and water, but I am strange that way…

that is disGUSTing

I’m tempted to go to a food court and yell “Wash your hands!” just to see if anyone jumps up.