Keith Messamer Premium

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 months ago on Break of Day

    Looks like a gristly bear.

  2. 3 months ago on Birdbrains

    Bone dry, you might say.

  3. 10 months ago on Speed Bump

    What are you, chicken?

  4. 11 months ago on Loose Parts

    Definitely not the fun size.

  5. 11 months ago on Fort Knox

    I don’t think she’s celebrating Halloween.

  6. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    At least Stephan’s puns are on time

  7. about 2 years ago on Close to Home

    The llong arm of the llaw. (With apologies to Gary Larson.)

  8. about 2 years ago on Break of Day

    Sounds like it’s time to hit the bottle.

  9. over 2 years ago on Loose Parts

    The gagging part wasn’t a failure.

  10. over 2 years ago on Thatababy

    There will be two ding-dongs left over.