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  1. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Sooooo, you’re going to stick a pin in something then drive it to a parking lot? Maybe I’m way too literal for jargon.

  2. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    When I’m tired of being part of the human race, I identify as a kumquat. Because the word ‘kumquat’ makes me laugh and… because I can.

  3. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s just the warning that will make me jump right into your path. I can’t always tell my left from my right, especially when I’m panicking.

  4. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s because letting idiots get to you isn’t a sin. It’s a constant.

  5. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Everybody expects the Comic Censor!

  6. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Why does Larry always have to hunt zebras? She’s a crocodile, too! Step up woomun!

  7. 25 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Then I must be nuts, too. So long as people don’t come at me in bunches. I’m strictly one on one.

  8. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    If he wasn’t interested in the answer, why did he ask the question?

  9. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You might want to avoid rock climbing as well. In fact avoid anything with a terrifyingly small margin for error.

  10. 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Leave the crown behind or you’ll have a deflated castle.