What’s a few children’s lives? Ted needs bacon!
Next ish: Super-Statue! He’s invulnerable, but can’t move!
I’ll just bet you are.
If you were curious as to why Republicans offer nothing but hearts and prayers:
When you’re done with that they need 17 more in Florida.
Technically, writing in Obi-Wan Kenobi’s name when you vote is still participating in the democratic process.
If he wants to avoid reality blindness he might want to try driving with a black drone.
Even better: when your fuel gauge is near empty it makes fart noises in the car to remind you not to “pass gas.”
Although it made a good first impressionism, I now find this comic quite pointillist.
This would explain a lot.