Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 11, 2013

Never Forget!

Thank you for your service, now and forever.

For it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Chuck him out, the brute!”But it’s “Saviour of ’is country” when the guns begin to shoot;An’ it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ anything you please;An’ Tommy ain’t a bloomin’ fool — you bet that Tommy sees!—TOMMYby Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

Salute!

How does Id have partisan bickering? You can’t vote the King out of office, and the King gets everything his way, right? ;)

Yes. Every day.

THANK YOU

There are only seven legs and feet on the guards.

Right shorty, that should be every day.

Yes, it should be everyday! Thank you!

Thank you, and it should be every day.

Yes.