This too shall pass
If it’s a number I don’t recognize, I answer “Happydale Home for the Criminally Insane….Admissions”…..they usually hang up.
No a/c…had to have windows open.
I like a little coffee with my sugar and cream.
The newspaper in my former place of residence had almost as many retractions than they did news….another place we nick-named the paper the “Weekly Excuse”….
When Minnie Pearl’s boy friend grew a beard….she said she didn’t mind going through a little brush to get to a pic nic….
The best things in life are free…..plus tax…..
Poor dog will have fink breath.
My first wife accused me of being deaf….I kept telling her to get my attention before she started talking…..never did…..one night she had a friend over….they were in the living room and I was on the back side of the house in the bedroom when she accused me of being deaf——“I am NOT”…….was my reply….her friend thought it was funny….wifey did not!!!