Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 11, 2013

Secreted secret snowballs!

Talk about a mixed blessing.

And only at safe targets ,no moe.

I wish I could write poetry like that at my age, let alone as a six-year-old.

And that one is well consecrated.

Ah, Calvinism in the morning, is a little too theological for me.

Reminds me of Bill Cosby’s riff on snowballs from his early albums…“Calvin, you gunkie!”

Amen

He’s too clever by far

Pope has resigned!

Sounds like he’s throwing his hat (and snowball) into the ring for the Papacy.

What exacty does the pope have to do with Calvin & Hobbs?

…frozen holy water…

One of my favorites…

To repeat that poem over every snowball in a snowball fight would almost guarantee loss of the fight. Takes too long.

If he throws it at Susie, she’ll consecrate his head!

Calvin throws the snowball in 3…2…1…

xxx

I liked him!

No snow here, so I make sandballs.

All I know is: if you freeze holy water, you get popesicles.

Behold, it is the Holiest of Snowballs!

Bless you, my son.

Oftentimes Calvin does things without rhyme or reason.

Calvin can make up inspirational poetry, but look what he does or doesn’t do in school.

The sanctimonius acrimonious hand operated WMD…quick, get Hobbes the lawyer to patent this thing before it evaporates…

I wonder if those would work on vampires???

He’s a poet and I didn’t even know it!!!!! ;-)

“Melt and soak thought underwear!” Oh dear…

sign your names, both cal and ho, but don’t you throw that yellow snow!

Somehow, it just doesn’t seem that “consecrated” and “underwear” should be used anywhere near each other…

whoah

I gave the 100th save