Lets go see the newest Jurassic Park movie. It starts with lots of “Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming.” Then the dying.
I caught a shark one time. Little sand shark I stepped on, could easily hold it in my hand. I asked a friend from Texas about it. He said they frequently caught them to eat on the beaches in Texas. I asked him if it was dangerous. He said no so I let go of it. I had been in the middle of a circle of people. All of a sudden I was completely alone. They didn’t trust the idea that the shark was not dangerous.
Good times in Angola, the People’s Republic thereof.
I also remember seeing a very large hammerhead shark down-current from one of our drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. He was waiting for any food scraps anybody might throw in the water — or if anybody fell in, I guess but they told me he wasn’t particularly dangerous either although he (she!) weighed a ton or more heavier. There was no picking him up like I had the other one.
B UTTONS 10 months ago
Fink is looking forward to seeing Rodney’s worker’s comp attorneys.
Wilde Bill 10 months ago
If he falls in the tank, the sharks won’t eat him out of professional courtesy.
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
But who are we kidding when it comes to sharks?
manowarrior 10 months ago
I may grow older,but I’ll never grow up.
eced52 10 months ago
Don’t get too close Fink. You might be an appetizer.
DaveG1960 10 months ago
Growing up is mandatory, maturing is optional…..
Denver Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s that excited to see a bunch of lawyers?
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
I think the Fink never grew up physically or mentally. He’s a short man who is also a spoiled brat.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Turns out it was a loan shark.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
cdward 10 months ago
“When I was One,
I had just begun.
When I was Two,
I was nearly new.
When I was Three
I was hardly me.
When I was Four,
I was not much more.
When I was Five, I was just alive.
But now I am Six, I’m as clever as clever,
So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.”
— AA Milne
Chief Inspector 10 months ago
Jimmy Buffett:
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jagedlo 10 months ago
Will this be WOI’s version of “Shark Week”?
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
I still enjoy childish things, like Looney Tunes. I haven’t grown up, maturity wise, at least.
blakerl 10 months ago
Lets go see the newest Jurassic Park movie. It starts with lots of “Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming.” Then the dying.
Raging Moderate 10 months ago
meh, more of a nudibranch guy.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago
I suppose even the fink has to visit his lawyers once in a while.
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Off the coasts of New England, Florida and California they are trying to bring the kids out if the sharks.
paranormal 10 months ago
Until they bite your leg off…
dadlivonia 10 months ago
The Fink looks bigger
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 10 months ago
Sharks don’t bring out the kid in me! They bring out the scared.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 10 months ago
I caught a shark one time. Little sand shark I stepped on, could easily hold it in my hand. I asked a friend from Texas about it. He said they frequently caught them to eat on the beaches in Texas. I asked him if it was dangerous. He said no so I let go of it. I had been in the middle of a circle of people. All of a sudden I was completely alone. They didn’t trust the idea that the shark was not dangerous.
Good times in Angola, the People’s Republic thereof.
I also remember seeing a very large hammerhead shark down-current from one of our drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. He was waiting for any food scraps anybody might throw in the water — or if anybody fell in, I guess but they told me he wasn’t particularly dangerous either although he (she!) weighed a ton or more heavier. There was no picking him up like I had the other one.
greatgrannyszoo 10 months ago
Sounds like my mom and son neither one wanted to grow up. Mom is gone and but my oldest is still being young at heart
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Not sure of the attraction. To me, they just seem like animated teeth.
Karptaz 10 months ago
Look in the mirror Fink