Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2023

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    Fink is looking forward to seeing Rodney’s worker’s comp attorneys.

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    Wilde Bill  5 months ago

    If he falls in the tank, the sharks won’t eat him out of professional courtesy.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    But who are we kidding when it comes to sharks?

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    manowarrior  5 months ago

    I may grow older,but I’ll never grow up.

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Don’t get too close Fink. You might be an appetizer.

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    DaveG1960  5 months ago

    Growing up is mandatory, maturing is optional…..

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s that excited to see a bunch of lawyers?

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    Calvinist1966  5 months ago

    I think the Fink never grew up physically or mentally. He’s a short man who is also a spoiled brat.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Did you hear about the aquarium owner?

    His shark was worse than his pike.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago
    The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed.

    Turns out it was a loan shark.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What happened when the shark got famous?

    He became a starfish.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What do yuppie sharks like to drink?


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    cdward  5 months ago

    “When I was One,

    I had just begun.

    When I was Two,

    I was nearly new.

    When I was Three

    I was hardly me.

    When I was Four,

    I was not much more.

    When I was Five, I was just alive.

    But now I am Six, I’m as clever as clever,

    So I think I’ll be six now for ever and ever.”

    — AA Milne

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    Chief Inspector   5 months ago

    Jimmy Buffett:


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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Will this be WOI’s version of “Shark Week”?

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    I still enjoy childish things, like Looney Tunes. I haven’t grown up, maturity wise, at least.

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    Lets go see the newest Jurassic Park movie. It starts with lots of “Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming.” Then the dying.

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    Raging Moderate  5 months ago

    meh, more of a nudibranch guy.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I suppose even the fink has to visit his lawyers once in a while.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    Off the coasts of New England, Florida and California they are trying to bring the kids out if the sharks.

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    paranormal  5 months ago

    Until they bite your leg off…

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    dadlivonia  5 months ago

    The Fink looks bigger

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sharks don’t bring out the kid in me! They bring out the scared.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    I caught a shark one time. Little sand shark I stepped on, could easily hold it in my hand. I asked a friend from Texas about it. He said they frequently caught them to eat on the beaches in Texas. I asked him if it was dangerous. He said no so I let go of it. I had been in the middle of a circle of people. All of a sudden I was completely alone. They didn’t trust the idea that the shark was not dangerous.

    Good times in Angola, the People’s Republic thereof.

    I also remember seeing a very large hammerhead shark down-current from one of our drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. He was waiting for any food scraps anybody might throw in the water — or if anybody fell in, I guess but they told me he wasn’t particularly dangerous either although he (she!) weighed a ton or more heavier. There was no picking him up like I had the other one.

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    greatgrannyszoo  5 months ago

    Sounds like my mom and son neither one wanted to grow up. Mom is gone and but my oldest is still being young at heart

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Not sure of the attraction. To me, they just seem like animated teeth.

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    Karptaz  5 months ago

    Look in the mirror Fink

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