Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2023

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    C  about 1 year ago

    She’s right for once

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    But do you know?

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    Farside99  about 1 year ago

    Ya know, those things can bounce back and put out your eye. Had a buddy that happened to. Another had one go up through his jaw.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 year ago

    Nail gun! They won’t even let me have a hammer.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    When he hits his target, he should (have to) say, “Nailed it!”

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Me never knews they has one of those in them mediaeval ages.

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    Wiz is using a nail gun that was modified by Tim the tool man Taylor.

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    DaveG1960  about 1 year ago

    “If I had a hammer”……

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Have you heard of the expression, “Dead as a Door Nail”? I always wondered where it came from. It seems that in the day when nails where handmade. And they had to tear a house down. They would collect all the nails and reuses them. But the doors and door frames had to be more sturdily fasten together. So when they were nailed together the end of the nails were bent so that they wouldn’t slip out over time. And those door nails were “dead” and couldn’t be reused.

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    preacherman  about 1 year ago

    Your wife’s right, Wiz. Wise up. It’s a nailer, not a pistol.

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    Botulism Bob  about 1 year ago

    A bad wizard can never aim to please…..

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 year ago

    A nail gun has to be pressed against the wood before you pull the trigger. DUH!! lol

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Dang! The Whiz just brought down another Chinese spy balloon. And without using a $400,000 missile.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    Wiz has got the aim of a stormtrooper.

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    Right accuracy. Wrong target

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    Baucuva  about 1 year ago

    Nails make terrible projectiles. They start to tumble almost immediately.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Aaaak! I am afraid to use one of “those”!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 1 year ago

    Maybe a slightly shorter range is intended.

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    “Fwatoing” Really?

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    bigcatbusiness  about 1 year ago

    What are those nails for? Coffins?

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    SameAsOldFfred  about 1 year ago

    I had a nail gun once. It would drive in partially, and I would almost invariably bend it using a hammer to drive it the rest of the way. I am Captain Klutz when it comes to carpentry.

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    Prawnclaw  about 1 year ago

    I still use my Estwing 20 oz.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “NAILED IT”!!!

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    SanityRules Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They had siding glass windows in those days ???

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    M.K.Staffeld  about 1 year ago

    This is the time where you actually do need to read the instruction manual…

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    vacman  about 1 year ago

    A Christmas Story…You"ll shoot your eye out.

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