Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2023

She’s right for once

But do you know?

Fwatoiing!

Ya know, those things can bounce back and put out your eye. Had a buddy that happened to. Another had one go up through his jaw.

Nail gun! They won’t even let me have a hammer.

When he hits his target, he should (have to) say, “Nailed it!”

Me never knews they has one of those in them mediaeval ages.

Wiz is using a nail gun that was modified by Tim the tool man Taylor.

“If I had a hammer”……

Have you heard of the expression, “Dead as a Door Nail”? I always wondered where it came from. It seems that in the day when nails where handmade. And they had to tear a house down. They would collect all the nails and reuses them. But the doors and door frames had to be more sturdily fasten together. So when they were nailed together the end of the nails were bent so that they wouldn’t slip out over time. And those door nails were “dead” and couldn’t be reused.

Your wife’s right, Wiz. Wise up. It’s a nailer, not a pistol.

A bad wizard can never aim to please…..

A nail gun has to be pressed against the wood before you pull the trigger. DUH!! lol

Dang! The Whiz just brought down another Chinese spy balloon. And without using a $400,000 missile.

Wiz has got the aim of a stormtrooper.

Right accuracy. Wrong target

Nails make terrible projectiles. They start to tumble almost immediately.

Aaaak! I am afraid to use one of “those”!

Maybe a slightly shorter range is intended.

“Fwatoing” Really?

What are those nails for? Coffins?

I had a nail gun once. It would drive in partially, and I would almost invariably bend it using a hammer to drive it the rest of the way. I am Captain Klutz when it comes to carpentry.

I still use my Estwing 20 oz.

“NAILED IT”!!!

They had siding glass windows in those days ???

This is the time where you actually do need to read the instruction manual…

A Christmas Story…You"ll shoot your eye out.