Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2022

I hope they taste like chicken

And pretty soon after that, it will just be the cockroach.

The wizard shouldn’t have to consult a psychic to see into a crystal powers.

… how about a little RAID!

Had to upvote that. Don’t upvote many.

does the wizard know that it’s eaten in Thailand?

Oh no! Does this mean that the green fire breathing dragon isn’t going to survive into our present/future??

I thought he was the wizard not Keith Richard’s

No dragons, no unicorns…

And not so much us.

More you than us, but that’s a subject for another day…

The wizard just saw what will survive, there will be no us.

Roaches have been around for millennia and will probably be around eons after us.

Is that a cockroach? Or an ancient scarab?

Funny how the world was doing great till someone had to mess with it and say it was screwed up. This planet will be here long after man is gone.

If we don’t eat it do we really need it.

“What do you mean, us?” replied the cockroach.

What are you talking about? I have my own wet lands, forest with squirrels, rabbits and deer. Everyone is happy in my world.

Once humans master cockroach technology…checkmate, life!

But is that really a surprise to anyone?

You know, we could fix that little cockroach population problem we have if we could convince people that “cockroachs” made their manhood last longer. I mean, it’s right there in the name.

B.C. takes a similar tack today.

Biodiversity in the future is irrelevant; look far enough into the future and the universe may not exist.

Now it’s just matter of who will eat who first

No. Just you. Humans are going to die out.

Don’t forget Cher!

Wiz is perhaps suggesting that communal dining will take on a whole new meaning.

And then there was one.

More likely it than you.

Wiz has been reading Franz Kafka!

The roaches are supposed to survive the worst of climate including radiation.

Poor cockroaches!!!

Maybe the last to go, or to last:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade