Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 16, 2022

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    suv2000  over 1 year ago

    I hope they taste like chicken

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    CO Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And pretty soon after that, it will just be the cockroach.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    The wizard shouldn’t have to consult a psychic to see into a crystal powers.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    … how about a little RAID!

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    KFischer1  over 1 year ago

    Had to upvote that. Don’t upvote many.

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    seanfear  over 1 year ago

    does the wizard know that it’s eaten in Thailand?

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    Oh no! Does this mean that the green fire breathing dragon isn’t going to survive into our present/future??

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    bigger Nate  over 1 year ago

    I thought he was the wizard not Keith Richard’s

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    Charles  over 1 year ago

    No dragons, no unicorns…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And not so much us.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    More you than us, but that’s a subject for another day…

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    Guayo1  over 1 year ago

    The wizard just saw what will survive, there will be no us.

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    preacherman  over 1 year ago

    Roaches have been around for millennia and will probably be around eons after us.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Is that a cockroach? Or an ancient scarab?

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    hk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Funny how the world was doing great till someone had to mess with it and say it was screwed up. This planet will be here long after man is gone.

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    petermerck  over 1 year ago

    If we don’t eat it do we really need it.

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    “What do you mean, us?” replied the cockroach.

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    blakerl  over 1 year ago

    What are you talking about? I have my own wet lands, forest with squirrels, rabbits and deer. Everyone is happy in my world.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Once humans master cockroach technology…checkmate, life!

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    《Lily》 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But is that really a surprise to anyone?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You know, we could fix that little cockroach population problem we have if we could convince people that “cockroachs” made their manhood last longer. I mean, it’s right there in the name.

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    delennwen  over 1 year ago

    B.C. takes a similar tack today.

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    Mr.doom  over 1 year ago

    Biodiversity in the future is irrelevant; look far enough into the future and the universe may not exist.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago
    Now it’s just matter of who will eat who first
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    bhamdodger  over 1 year ago

    No. Just you. Humans are going to die out.

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    James Noury Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t forget Cher!

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wiz is perhaps suggesting that communal dining will take on a whole new meaning.

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    And then there was one.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago

    More likely it than you.

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    edeloriea14  over 1 year ago

    Wiz has been reading Franz Kafka!

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    The roaches are supposed to survive the worst of climate including radiation.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Poor cockroaches!!!

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    azardoz  over 1 year ago

    Maybe the last to go, or to last:


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