You can do better than that. Try “Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”
Normally it’s combat boots; and it’s a way of saying someone’s mom is a prostitute because back during World War 1, there were prostitutes that would follow military personnel around; and they wore combat boots.
Witch Hunts in the Dark Ages? HERESY
Wait! Don’t you first have to make sure they weigh the same as a duck?
“The trouble with witches is that they’ll never run away from things they really hate.
And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose.”― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
Turn ’em into frogs!! Feel the burn.
Doesn’t seem like exactly what the Fink had in mind.
Hey now, I wore Army boots. OK, technically Air Force boots, but yeah, ya know…
The king’s bored? Funny, he doesn’t look like a piece of wood…
Fink has a long way to go to do a good burn
Sorry, that’s a new newfangled witch ‘burning’. Lame, too. Those frog burners can eat you alive.
What happened to throwing water on witches?
I thought there was more at stake here…
Mean while they’re conjuring up a magic brew to give to the fink so he forgets Tax day!
When I was a kid, saying “Your Mom wears combat boots” was an insult. Now, many moms do wear combat boots.
Yes. and she finds them quite comfortable……
How about “Hey Trout, say hi to your mom for me.”
She wears Jump boots and is with the 82nd Airborne and we are proud of her
Witches Be Loco!
“And you’re short!”
“Fire’s out, let’s go…”
Or the ultimate flame: Your mother goes to college! (Anyone?)
Not exactly old fashioned.
Burning witches is passe!
The King and Rodney are playing with fire. Those witches will cast a spells to make the King shorter and make Rodney’s nose bigger.
Your Mama was a Hufflepuff!
Mastroianni and Hart
LeeCox almost 4 years ago
You can do better than that. Try “Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!”
jasonsnakelover almost 4 years ago
Normally it’s combat boots; and it’s a way of saying someone’s mom is a prostitute because back during World War 1, there were prostitutes that would follow military personnel around; and they wore combat boots.
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
Witch Hunts in the Dark Ages? HERESY
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Wait! Don’t you first have to make sure they weigh the same as a duck?
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
“The trouble with witches is that they’ll never run away from things they really hate.
And the trouble with small furry animals in a corner is that, just occasionally, one of them’s a mongoose.”― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 4 years ago
Turn ’em into frogs!! Feel the burn.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Doesn’t seem like exactly what the Fink had in mind.
GiantShetlandPony almost 4 years ago
Hey now, I wore Army boots. OK, technically Air Force boots, but yeah, ya know…
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
The king’s bored? Funny, he doesn’t look like a piece of wood…
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Fink has a long way to go to do a good burn
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Sorry, that’s a new newfangled witch ‘burning’. Lame, too. Those frog burners can eat you alive.
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
What happened to throwing water on witches?
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
I thought there was more at stake here…
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Mean while they’re conjuring up a magic brew to give to the fink so he forgets Tax day!
joeatwork212 almost 4 years ago
When I was a kid, saying “Your Mom wears combat boots” was an insult. Now, many moms do wear combat boots.
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
Yes. and she finds them quite comfortable……
MichaelHelwig almost 4 years ago
How about “Hey Trout, say hi to your mom for me.”
alibey almost 4 years ago
She wears Jump boots and is with the 82nd Airborne and we are proud of her
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 4 years ago
Witches Be Loco!
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
“And you’re short!”
“Fire’s out, let’s go…”
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Or the ultimate flame: Your mother goes to college! (Anyone?)
donwestonmysteries almost 4 years ago
Not exactly old fashioned.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Burning witches is passe!
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
The King and Rodney are playing with fire. Those witches will cast a spells to make the King shorter and make Rodney’s nose bigger.
s.gottlieb almost 4 years ago
Your Mama was a Hufflepuff!