Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2019


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    Z51 Premium Member 13 days ago

    The only body that gets hurt are the taxpayers, you just know it’s going to cost big bucks! everybody makes money, your elected mouthpieces look like heros because they got the Gment going again..they voted more money!

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    wiatr Premium Member 13 days ago

    As long as you have defective control units you will always have problems.

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    flagmichael  13 days ago

    I don’t think we want to try a full power-off reset.

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    CallMeMeg  13 days ago

    It’s step two that causes the problems.

    I will point out that, with Mitch in charge, no-one will notice if Congress is off.
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    jpayne4040  13 days ago

    As long as people aren’t willing to compromise and work with each other, this is what you get!

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    Troglodyte  13 days ago

    That’s a very PC statement. :D

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    ellisc  13 days ago

    What is the difference between government being in or out of session? The answer is NOTHING, which aught to tell you just how much we need government!

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    sanderling75  13 days ago

    A very sound but largely ignored statement. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it In this case, even those who live it will repeat it. Sisyphus redux.

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    Zebrastripes  13 days ago

    It’s a scare tactic to get what they want….

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    The Reader Premium Member 13 days ago

    The fix is in!

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    Braveheart1951  13 days ago

    So the government was designed by Microsoft?

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    Dr_Zinj  13 days ago

    Now ain’t that pretty much the truth. On the other hand, when the government is shut down, it’s harder for them to mess things up.

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    LeeCox  13 days ago

    You know what they say: Garbage in, garbage out!

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    tcayer  13 days ago

    When the government is shutdown, they tell all non-essential workers to stay home. Why don’t they do that ALL the time?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 days ago

    That is the trouble with making our government a popularity contest instead of a job interview.

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    Michael G  12 days ago

    They need to be rebooted. Into the gutter.

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    chmsam  12 days ago

    I never knew motherboard was spelled “M-U-T-H-A-F….”

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    JohnRCraig55  12 days ago

    That’s because most folks are concerned if we do a real hard reboot the whole system will be lost. But it can’t really be any worse than the stinking quagmire we’re currently stuck in.

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    jlschulz098  12 days ago

    Only if you clean out the administration when the government shuts down. Unfortunately that doesn’t’ happen.

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    Tootsie Premium Member 12 days ago

    Good one ! a classic by Parker and Hart.

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    ekke  12 days ago

    Because what you’re turning on is the same #^$#^& thing!

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    Dr_Fogg  12 days ago


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    Airbender  12 days ago

    You want to stop shutdowns? Restrict the President and Congress to the White House and the Capitol Building respectively and shut off all the Administration and Congress’s Twitter accounts.

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    David Huie Green  12 days ago

    “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot myself.”

    THAT kind of thinking.

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