Novelty lapel flowers don't squirt clowns. Clowns squirt clowns.
So, if we ban clowns…Problem solved.
You can have my lapel flowers when you pull them from my cold, stiff lapels.
Who can we blame when we pull your finger?
Beware assault pies.
There should be a 5 day waiting period before a squirt flower can be purchased.
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