Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 20, 2021

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    Three Steps Over Japan  4 months ago

    Spud wants a mallet, when the plant wants a fly. How about that mallet in the corner, Spud? It’s pretty fly.

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    dmah Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a flytrap, which means it’s an insectivore, so Spud ought to be safe. Unless he stumbles into a malfunctioning teleportation device with a fly, and he mutates … well, then that flytrap is in for the biggest lunch of its lifetime …

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 4 months ago

    As long as it doesn’t turn into Audrey, Jr., Spud, you’ll be fine.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 74831d]  4 months ago

    Native only to North Carolina for those who want to know!

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Something must be bugging Spud..

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    pathamil  4 months ago

    I had one of those when I was a kid (mail order from the back of a comic book). If I couldn’t catch any flies, I would feed it a little ball of hamburger…

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    jschumaker  4 months ago

    What’s the point, Spud? It won’t eat you.

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    It will have tough competition from Sterling.

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    FunnyMinnion  4 months ago

    How bout a seagull!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 4 months ago

    Carnivorous plants make me nervous. See, they’ve evolved independently at least 9 different times. It seems plants really, really want to devour us.

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    scyphi26  4 months ago

    So…Spud’s mom got a venus flytrap to put in his room…because she thought it’d look “nice?”

    She must have very interesting ideas for decor…

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    NWdryad  4 months ago

    Here’s a point: unless there are flies routinely buzzing around the house, the plant might starve.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have an idea: don’t feed it for a couple of weeks then bring Sterling by for a visit…

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 4 months ago

    I has a Venus flytrap when I were a lad. It was pretty cool…

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    donwestonmysteries  4 months ago

    Not sure what point Spud thinks he needs to make and what will help him. Maybe he should just give the wicked plant to Wallace.

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    Faustus Mitternacht  4 months ago

    So, is it “Feed me, Spud!” or “Feed me Spud!”

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    Night-Gaunt49  4 months ago

    They only produce those lobes when the soil is poor.

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    JH&Cats  4 months ago

    The now-disgraced Cosby claimed he had tried to cover the floor with Jell-O to foil scary predators. The product placement in his standup stories resulted in endorsement royalties much later.

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