Tom Toles for June 18, 2019


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    DD Wiz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Trump lies to everyone, including himself.

    His own internal polls got leaked. They showed that even his own polling in key states shows him far behind every major Democratic candidate.

    Trump’s reality-disconnected tantrum response?

    Kill the messengers. He fired his pollsters.

    And by the way, Faux “News,” Trump’s official propaganda outlet, has also be releasing their polls that show him falling behind the major Democrats.

    Unlikely, however, that Trump will fire Sean Hannity. Who else would he call for his bedtime stories?

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    GreggW Premium Member 2 months ago

    If only the Greedy Old Party does go down with him.

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    Daeder Premium Member 2 months ago

    …in smoke!

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    moosemin  2 months ago

    The cases involving the gerrymandering of the past two decades is soon to come before the bench of the SCOTUS. With a forcibly packed bench, I am not holding my breath for any changes. The Repubs have worked long and patiently to ensure that their will be done.

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    WaitingMan  2 months ago

    An adulterer, a racist and a crime boss walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What can I get for you, Mr. President?”

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    Boating on De-Nile as usual, huh donnie???

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    guyjen2004  2 months ago

    Too early and we already know polls are inaccurate, especially when it comes to Trump. Nobody is going to win the election by 13-17 points.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    trump is counting on.. help.. from his foreign buddies, both to do massive media and fix the count at the ballot box.

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    Kip W  2 months ago

    “Good thing it’s just your end that’s sinking.”

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    vxprof1954  2 months ago

    When we’re all in the same boat, it does not matter where the leak is…

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 2 months ago

    Such a sad and pathetic ‘man’.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    More like being on the fantail of the Titanic, but still funny.

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    Hawkinator14  2 months ago

    And the scary thing is that he and his minions may believe that a war with Iran is just the ticket to improve those poll numbers…

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    Addled Brain  2 months ago

    I’m surprised he’s going up in the boat considering is girth.

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    peterhollywood  2 months ago

    Thanks for being brief. I read and liked your comment.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  2 months ago

    Not only will Trump tell you that down is up, but he’ll attack you if you provide proof to the contrary.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  2 months ago

    Sad Donnie doesn’t have so much as even one oar in the water…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wanna help toss him an anchor? VOTE DEMOCRATIC IN 2020!!!

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    “Mr. President, here are your [cough cough] polls, which show that you are [cough cough] and furthermore [cough cough], which nobody can deny!”

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 2 months ago

    Trump fired his pollsters for leaking polls that don’t exist . . . Isn’t this his argument against his obstruction of Mueller’s investigation?

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    bakana  2 months ago

    He polled his Family and they all told him they’d Vote for him.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    A falling tide lowers all boats?

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    kentmarx36 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Keep on a going up Nitwit. When you reach your zenith, we’ll send a leaking life preserver.

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