here in hokkaido they ‘exterminate’ bears (using the direct translation for 熊を駆除する) – the excuse always given for not tranquilizing and relocating them is ‘who knows how much more damage they might do before the drug kicks in.’
which leads me to ask, how difficult would it be to up the dose? instead of killing another bear…
So they dart the bear, load him into a helicopter, and drop him off in the woods. Next morning the bear wakes up hung over and goes around telling all his friends where they can go to get free drugs and a helicopter ride.
blunebottle almost 3 years ago
Huh. Pretty comfortable wild.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Only a poor very desperately hungry bear.
Gent almost 3 years ago
He was looking for junk food.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
here in hokkaido they ‘exterminate’ bears (using the direct translation for 熊を駆除する) – the excuse always given for not tranquilizing and relocating them is ‘who knows how much more damage they might do before the drug kicks in.’
which leads me to ask, how difficult would it be to up the dose? instead of killing another bear…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Was he playing darts at the bar….Oh….Wait.
unfair.de almost 3 years ago
What kind of bear? Pretty any and every bear that gets a whiff of any garbage can anywhere I’d guess.
Doctor Toon almost 3 years ago
He was just looking for aluminum to recycle
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
“Picanic baskets may be delicious on the lips, but they’re a lifetime on the hips.”
Diat60 almost 3 years ago
Timely. A raccoon or something got into our green bin last night. Seems like the lock wasn’t fully engaged. Nice mess!
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
He learned this from reading The Grizzwells.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Yeah, like you don’t.
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
No me? I just got back from getting the Covid vaccine, why?
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Groggy would have looked better. I’m pretty sure the darts get removed immediately. For one thing, they are reusable. :)
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Grin and bear (bare) it.
Mediatech almost 3 years ago
So they dart the bear, load him into a helicopter, and drop him off in the woods. Next morning the bear wakes up hung over and goes around telling all his friends where they can go to get free drugs and a helicopter ride.