Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 07, 2020

They make even longer gloves, for veterinarians to reach up into pregnant cows to pull out the calf.

Dark web? Maybe that neighbor has some other hobbies than jigsaw puzzles.

Let’s just see where this goes.

THAT SHOULD BE TAPED FOR YOUTUBE!!!

Social distancing is bittersweet. On one hand, people won’t get in your face. But on the other one, you can’t do much.

The dark web? That makes no sense, these gloves are illegal or something?

Where did they get their masks? Even my doctor won’t give me a mask. Walgreens and CVS do not have them. The online stores that claim to have them are sketchy off-shore websites.

I know there are websites where you can complete puzzles virtually. There’s probably at least one that will make it collaborative. And that’s a lot easier than the way they’re doing it!

Let’s be honest, social distancing from a few certain people has been a plus.

Well, Tank always wanted more time with his girl…

Does orange makeup smeared all over your face count as a mask?

I bet they have 12 months worth of TP and 40 loaves of bread in the freezer.

I think Tank and Barb should decide to follow the Stay At Home rule